This is what Jenna Bush's fiancé, Henry Hager, looks like, which you must have expected.

Bush and Hager will be married this Saturday at a ceremony on the Bush family ranch in Crawford, Texas. Once the nuptials are official, Hager's father, the head of the Republican party in Virginia, and Jenna's father, world-raper, will both sign a blood pact and bide their time until Henry and Jenna's firstborn son leads the WASPs to glory and expeditiously vanquishes sinners.