Hilly Kristal turns out to have been a millionaire. Just weeks after the legendary former CBGB owner passed away, his heirs—who thought Kristal was broke—are finding out that the old punk impresario was worth a surprising $3.7 million.

There's got to be a metaphor for punk in there somewhere.

Hilly Kristal, legendary owner of the famed CBGB t-shirt factory, died yesterday. His funeral will boast the largest congregation of sellouts since the most recent State of the Union address.

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