Every week, a bunch of “real” people say really stupid things on reality TV. These are their stories.
10. "Crawling on the floor is really hard on your knees, but you can make a really great entrance that way." — Holly, The Girls Next Door
Every week, a bunch of “real” people say really stupid things on reality TV. These are their stories.
10. "I just farted in the bathtub. I didn't want you guys to smell it. Gotta keep the positive energy going. The bad energy goes in the bathroom." — Brian, The Pick Up Artist
• Hilary Swank does a pretty spot-on Ellen DeGeneres impression. [ICYDK]
• Gerard Butler left Kate Hudson's Halloween party with two "sexy" vampires. Ugh. [INO]
• Mariah Carey's new music video could put toddlers to sleep in 5 seconds flat. [DListed]
• Cindy Crawford makes a great Amy Winehouse. [Yeeeah]
• Halle Berry's new haircut. Alert the media! [PS]
• Hugh Hefner's former Top Bunny before she made it big (pun intended). [HT]
• The actress who played Marcia Brady wasn't all that wholesome: She traded sex for drugs. [Yeeeah]
• Hope nobody's planning to spend New Year's in Dubai. [INO]
• Things we never want to see: Sharon Stone's cameltoe. [CityRag]
• Dumbest shoes ever. [DListed]
• John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston are back together. Who didn't see this one coming? [PS]
• Now that Holly Madison is no longer with Hugh Hefner, she's moved on to bigger and better things. At a bowling alley. [ICYDK]
Holly Madison, the plastic surgeried gold digger who put forth her best efforts to make Hugh Hefner get married again, confirmed that the two have now broken up. But we thought they were going to stay together forever! This is heartbreaking.
When a TMZ cameraman recently asked her if she can get him into an upcoming Halloween bash at the Playboy mansion, she replied: 'I have no pull anymore. Hef and I aren't together.'
Still, she said she, Kendra Wilkinson and Bridget Marquardt are 'still filming stuff together. We're having fun.'
So you break up with your live-in boyfriend, but you insist in sticking around to prance in front of the cameras for a reality TV show? Awkward. And sad.
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World famous pornographer Hugh Hefner, who's somehow convinced everyone that he's better than the common street pimps who do what he does, is being forced to can Playboy staffers in both New York and Los Angeles.
Since Hefner's once reputable magazine went from interviewing people like Malcolm X to interviewing people like Pete Wentz, and since anyone interested in masturbating to pictures now has the Internet for that, Playboy the brand has seen its stock fall precipitously, from $11.40 to $2.85.
This is just the latest blow to the 83-year-old Hef's empire, which has been in a rough patch for quite sometime now. Besides being turned down by falling starlet Lindsay Lohan, it's rumored that Playboy's notorious mansion parties have a tenuous future and that two out of three of Hef's girlfriends, Holly Madison and Kendra Wilkinson, have ditched him for younger men (magician Criss Angel and football player Hank Baskett, respectively).
Whaddya know? Women for whom one pays have no loyalty.
Update: Whoops! Page Six reports today that Hef's final girlfriend, Bridget Marquardt, is now dating Marisa Tomei's ex.
TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT "It looks like Holly Madison is finally getting what she wants — Hugh Hefner all to herself and the winding down of his wild parties populated by girls wearing next to nothing. … After decades and decades of wild nights, we hear Hef is calling it a day and that Playboy Enterprises has decided that this party and the upcoming annual Halloween party will be the last that the magazine mogul personally throws as a means to cut costs."
TROUBLE IN BUNNY PARADISE "Hef's number one Bunny Holly Madison is ruling the Mansion with an iron fist … causing major drama with the staff and on the set of The Girls Next Door. We're told everyone 'hates' Holly, but no one more than Kendra Wilkinson, Hef's other Bunny-in-Waiting."
Unfortunately named director Bret Ratner has tapped Robert Downey Jr to play Hugh Hefner in Ratner's biopic about the porn king, obviously titled Playboy. Perfect timing for Hefner's probably intentionally childless girlfriend, Holly Madison, to get that sperm donor she's waited for literally her entire past week.
Hef wins! Hef wins!
Despite Holly Madison trying her hardest to get pornography magnate Hugh Hefner to either impregnate her or marry her, and thus give her access to all the riches that thousands of pictures of fake breasts have amassed, the old man has proven unwilling or unable on both accounts. Now what to do, Holly?
"I need a Hef-esque sperm donor who's a creative genius, totally hott [sic] and has dark hair." (Adoption is not in consideration.)
Because that's not a weird request at all.
• This is the cover of the decade. [YouTube]
• Let the backbiting commence. [DListed]
• She won! Holly Madison won! [EBG]
• LA makes everyone a little depressed, not just these two. [PS]
• Katherine Heigl was voted the world's most desirable woman by a bunch of men who obviously lack vision. [HT]
• Here is Teri Hatcher laughing at a friend on crutches. Enjoy. [INO]
• Justin Chambers from Grey's Anatomy checked himself into the same psych ward holding Britney Spears. Group just got more interesting! [ICYDK]
• Breaking: Celebrities have obsessed fans. [CityRag]
Famous pimp Hugh Hefner and his top ho Holly Madison have been seen meeting with a Beverly Hills gynecologist who specializes in in vitro fertilization. Assuming she becomes pregnant, this will be the 81-year-old Hefner's fifth child and Madison's first lottery win.
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Hey, PETA, if you really want this "I'd rather go naked…" campaign to have teeth at all, you have to stop hiring Playboy models to do the ads. It's pretty obvious that those ladies would rather go naked than do lots of stuff, including see a therapist or think introspectively, so having them strip down against fur is one of the least potent acts of protest being used today. Then again, PETA's never really been about effective acts of protest, huh?
Get Mandy Moore or Ruth Bader Ginsburg in front of your cameras and then you'll have something.
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