Colin Farrell's bad boy shtick gets old very quickly these days – we get it, bud: you LOVE boozin' – but this story gets him some leeway with us from now on:
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Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson, seen here holding their noses in the presence of a homeless man, have been parading their love around New York City recently, but LiLo decided that's simply not enough — so she changed her BlackBerry messenger name to "LL <3s samanhattan - I didn't get hit by a bike!!!" Naturally.
So the bike incident, which allegedly happened Saturday night and sent Lindsay to the hospital, was a cover-up?? A friend says yes: "When we asked her what actually happened, she clammed up. She did go to the hospital, but won't tell anyone why. It's really odd." Even more interesting is the fact that Michael Lohan has gone to the media outlets confirming the accident, so he is either a liar or really knows nothing about his daughter's life. It could go either way.
No, seriously you guys: Why the hell is Mario Lopez still single? Isn't "mocking the homeless" on the top of every girls' list of charming qualities in a potential mate?
No Country for Old Men star Josh Brolin encountered a homeless person as he left a medical center yesterday in LA. Unlike 99 percent of us, Josh stopped to talk to the person, even giving out hugs and kisses without making it look like a publicity stunt.
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We have no explanation as to what the hell happened to Brendan Fraser that made him show up at Nickelodeon's Kids' Choice Awards looking like a homeless pedophile, but you can be sure this was not the choice of any of those children.
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Though, based on her behavior, one might think Britney Spears to be completely ignorant of her own hopeless misery, when speaking in her version of a British accent, she can be surprisingly self-aware and forthcoming.
"You're better off being homeless than being me, sir," she unhelpfully but honestly says to a beggar. And then she admits to the gaggle of paparazzi surrounding her car, "It's been a long time since I've had fun." When the derelict pleads, "Help a homeless man out" and "Let them see you do something good, for once," Spears tells the photographers, "I love you men," before driving away.
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