• Sorry, iTunes hasn't yet picked up this track, but feel free replay this song to your hateful heart's content. [Queerty]

• Movie stars are now doing what our government won't. What a wonderful world. [Source]

• Keanu Reeves keeping up that stellar Point Break physique. [PS]

• With luck, she'll pump her lips so full of garbage she won't be able to move them. [HT]

• Kate Moss en Mexico. No es muy interesante. [ICYDK]

• Scott Weiland's back on the sauce. [ICYDK]

• Jennifer Love Hewitt: "A size 2 is not fat!" True! [Yeeeah]

• So, one to 10, ten being huge, how much of an idiot coward is Mitt Romney? [Queerty]

• All this Dancing With the Stars merchandise is really going to sap the class from the thing. [DListed]

• Why is this baby always so happy? What's her secret? [PS]

• The mouse click that saved this flier in Photoshop was the official death knell of Tara Reid's career. Oh well. [Yeeeah]

• Drea de Matteo gave her baby a slur for a middle name. [INO]

• Linda Hogan wants half of the Hulkster's fortune! Lady, do you know many beatings that man took at the hands of Sargent Slaughter for those millions? [ICYDK]

• Mischa Barton? Where'd she go? [HT]

• "You've got hate mail!" [Queerty]

• Marie Osmond is said to have faked fainting to attract sympathetic Dancing voters. Liar, liar, secret underwear on fire! [DListed]

• Twiggy's snapped off of ANTM. [EBG]

• What's independent or spirited about Zach Braff? [PS]

• Impossibly, someone's found a way to be worse than Victoria Beckham. [HT]

• Johnny Depp sports the Canadian tuxedo in London. [INO]

• John Cusack has signed on to play an angry, lovestruck American in China in a period drama. How exciting for fans of very specific story lines. [ICYDK]

• Brendan Fraser, please have some dignity. [Yeeeah]

• Anna Nicole Smith's last living child is not yet stricken with unbelievable grief and anger, but give it time. [CityRag]

• Where have all the mild-mannered, tolerant nerds gone? [Queerty]

• Salma Hayek has purged. [DListed]

• Couples shopping! Really, as bland as it sounds. [PS]

• She's getting better: "The plot is basically about these terrorists who are out to shut down the US." Brilliant! [HT]

• More on-stage drug abuse courtesy of Amy Winehouse's unrelenting thirst for cocaine. [Yeeah]

• Really real talk from an R & B star. [INO]

• Wouldn't it be scary if you were blind and an eye transplant gave you haunted eyes? Maybe not, but wouldn't it be stupid if someone made a movie with that premise? [ICYDK]

• Dolly Parton continues to pay men to cut her face with scalpels. [CityRag]

Li'l spark plug Scott Caan is in trouble with gay organization GLAAD after being filmed calling an overeager photographer a faggot: "Though GLAAD president Neil Giuliano sympathized with Caan’s plight, he and his were deeply offended by his 'dehumanizing remarks.'" Caan has issued an apology so lickety-split we think it had to be halfhearted:

I am sorry for using such a derogatory word. I was being harassed by a paparazzi and, unfortunately, the word slipped out. I don’t ever condone the use of that word and I deeply apologize to anyone whom I may have offended.

Sorry to be a stickler, Scotty, but "paparazzi" is many faggots.

It would seem that the anti-Semitic rant perpetrated last week by a contestant on Big Brother 8 was only the tip of a cold iceberg of ignorance and hateful slurs. Though you and I would be mortified were the world to bear witness to our use of phrases like "nigger bitch," few of the Big Brother house guests seem to mind that the cameras are capturing their every pathetic aspersion. This is less Big Brother and more angry Uncle who shouts at dinner that he'd still be able to see his kids if "the affirmative action" hadn't ruined his life.

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