Omg, amazing. A Saw-themed roller coaster. Just a couple quick questions:
1) Does Jigsaw have to insult your "dull pathetic existence" to get you on his ride?
2) Does the tied up guy have to wait till 2009 to ride the roller coaster, and if so, what is he going to do until then re: being tied up.
3) In the good-idea department, was this the next logical choice after a Final Destination 3 roller coaster?
Click through for an awful preview.
Two sick, horrible bastards in Britain are skeeving everybody out by showing up to major events without faces. First it was Elton John's White Ball, then the Harrod's sale and then Wimbledon. Where their eyes and noses and mouths should be, there's some sort of contoured pink latex, which magically allows them to both see and breathe freely. It's a hell of a trick. Then again, there's always the possibility that they're real demons, like those that haunted our nightmares for weeks after our parents let us watch Jacob's Ladder at far too young an age.
Click here to see the creeps, and after the jump find two clips of one of the most disturbing films ever: Jacob's Ladder.
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Horror fans want their gore! Even in this time of real, knowable death, there are people who still desire to see colored corn syrup splashed all over the faces of struggling actors and darkened sets. But Lionsgate Entertainment, one of the horror genre's leading production companies, is apparently biting the disembodied hand that fed it for so long in favor of family friendly schlock.
Much to the dismay of the world's more bloodthirsty moviegoers, Lionsgate has shelved Midnight Meat Train, a film promising "as much gore, if not more, as Saw and Hostel." And when it is eventually released, Meat Train will run on just 100 screens before being hurried to DVD. Not fair! As elsewhere in the company, kid-friendly Tyler Perry is currently producing three movies, all of them surely about families coming together in difficult times, and all of them scheduled to be released before the close of 2009.
Click through for a brief ride on the Midnight Meat Train (no porno).
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