A roving gang of reporters cornered Jesse Ventura at the Republican National Convention Ron Paul's Rally For The Republic this week. Panicked, Ventura did what any self-respecting maverick would do: He started blasting big government's perverse fascination with same-sex marriage!

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SHIRT HAPPENS The ultimate awful t-shirt, on a Polish youth just minutes ago in Brookyln's Greenpoint neighborhood: "Most Likely to Wear a Stupid T-Shirt." Meta! Horrible, but meta!

We knew it was only a matter of time, but it felt like an absolute eternity between MTV’s Movie Awards on Sunday and this morning, when we finally found a viable clip of the Wayne’s World reunion.

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Oh, c'mon! How could we not use that headline for pictures of Usher posing with and for Navy officers?

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Justin Timberlake's genitals must be so proud. The singer and his little man - along with Saturday Night Live's Andy Samberg - won the Creative Arts' "Outstanding Original Music and Lyrics" Emmy for their insta-hit, "Dick in A Box". Of the pricktigious award, Samberg said:

I think it's safe to say that when we first set out to make this song, we were all thinking 'Emmy!'

The other thing we were thinking was, 'Hey! Here's this young up and comer, Justin Timberlake, who is clearly very talented and could clearly use a break." So, Justin, if you're out there, congrats to you, kid.

I've no doubt old JT's celebrating in style.