Kid Rock punched Tommy Lee in the face during the MTV Video Music Awards ceremony last evening, prompting a minor scuffle that ended with both men being escorted by security guards from the event. Presumably the fight had something to do with Pamela Anderson, an ex-lover of both men, who had taken the stage to introduce Alicia Keys immediately before the fight broke out. Still no word as to why the security team didn't let the idiots kill each other.

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• Troop Beverly Hills! [BWE]

• Miss South Carolina nails it the second time! It only took her 48 hours to construct two cohesive sentences. [DListed]

• Hairy arms aren't a big deal. Seriously. Don't wax your arms, ladies. [HT]

• Now not even her kinfolk like her. [ICYDK]

• Where are the Hilary Swank anorexia rumors? (Did I just start them?) [DS]

• Yeah, it's gross, but I guarantee she's had a lot grosser stuff on her face and in her mouth. [Yeeeah]

• Naomi Campbell showing off all her fruit. (That's a euphemism.) [CityRag]

In case you missed the comments regarding this post on VH1's waste of life of the moment, I've done you a favor and posted the best one here. It's authored by an ambitious upstart named james09, and I doubt I'm incorrect in saying he hopes you'll enjoy it.

Every great person has a horde of ‘douche bags’ who are jealous and make up shit about him.

‘The taller poppies are the ones to get cut.’
(Sumthin like that.)
Anyway Mystery is fuckin awesum and has more balls than all of you people put together. Because of this fact he is smooth and leads a great life, and makes people like you who no f all about him to be jealous of him.
Your just small minded.
It disrespects women. You dont know what your talking about. Stop complaining bitches.

Touché, worthy opponent!

Look to the video above to underscore james09's point. Taken from the blog of so-called "great person" Mystery (née Erik James Horvat-Markovic), the video highlights his "fuckin awesum" handiwork, which appears to be traveling to nightclubs around the world and kissing unattractive women. It's astonishing. Personally, I've not seen such a "great life" since I thumbed through a stack of embarrassing photos from South Beach. I'm glad I have james09 to reassure me that Spring Break '02 was as good as it gets. I had worried as much. Poppy ready to be ripped out by the roots, here.