Well, it took more than a decade, but all the unrelenting media bullying and sharp disappointments have combined to make Senator Hillary Clinton forget she's a hyper-accomplished head of state whose work speaks volumes about her merit. The former presidential candidate has finally paid someone to inject shit into her face in hopes of looking prettier.

A source tells us Clinton visited a New York plastic surgeon early this month and received injections of a "dermafiller" in her face. The senator had appeared tired and wrinkly on a June 23 New York mag cover, but when she made her first solo campaign stop beside Barack Obama in Nevada on Aug. 8, she looked refreshed. After seeing a recent photo of Hillary, Dr. Tahl Humes of Vitahl Medical told us, "It appears that she has restored a youthful look with a combination of injectables."

I wonder if "injectables" would have been covered under Clinton's universal health plan.