KICK THE WORLD We thought his wife was the only careless clown in the family: "According to Soccer America daily, with reference to data provided by the British environmental group Carbon Trust, [David Beckham] is responsible for 163 tons of carbon dioxide yearly — compare that to the normal 9.4 tons the average Englishman produces. Beckham's Carbon Footprint — a measure of the impact human activities have on the environment in terms of the amount of green house gases produced, measured in units of carbon dioxide — may be the largest in human history."