"I don't know, y'know? I thought American Pie was pretty good—people are still saying MILF, right? And now what? I'll tell you now what: Klein's getting crapped on by everyone in The Biz. I'm eating beans and tuna fish for fucking dinner, I'm in movies with goddamn Jake Busey and my ex-girlfriend – who may or may not be the mother of my child – is dating an ultra-wealthy, paranoid lunatic. Can you believe I can't remember not having a headache? When's it gonna be Klein's time, huh? Of course you don't know. I'm out. I'm going to get some pussy. Oh, and I liked Pearl Harbor. To hell with the critics. Hell. Hell."

More of Chris Klein's sounding board after the jump.

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