• Estelle Getty has passed away. RIP. [DListed]
• Khloe Kardashian says she learned a valuable lesson during her stint in jail: Don't drink and drive. If only it were common knowledge, complete with posters everywhere, maybe this whole situation could have been avoided. Oh wait… [ICYDK]
• Billy Bob Thornton seems to think Angelina Jolie is dying to shoot a movie with him. We're sure that's at the top of her priority list at the moment. [INO]
• Why James Blunt is still getting laid. [Yeeeah]
• Britney Spears is on the hunt for a girlfriend. Is this now part of the recovery process for addicts and crazies? [CityRag]
• Speaking of Brit, it's nice to see her happy with her boys. Seriously. [PS]
• Selfish prick Al Sharpton figures the best way to protest the acquittal of the three police officers who killed Sean Bell is by "shutting down" New York City, home to 8 million people with lives and issues of their own. Thanks, Al. [SH]
• "One actor asked the woman why she loves [Clay Aiken] so much, she answered the only way a crazed Claymate would answer, 'He is the Savior.'" [DListed]
• According to the gays, Ugly Betty is the best comedy on television. Blue Collar TV was robbed again! [PS]
• What does Elizabeth Hurley do? Is she a model? Is she a zombie? [HT]
• James Bwunt huwt his wittew fingew! [INO]
• The Iceman is melting. (We don't know how we do it. It just comes to us.) [ICYDK]
• Heather Locklear was caught momentarily making an unattractive face. Now everyone's making fun of her. Being famous sure is awesome, huh? [Yeeeah]
• Reese Witherspoon has cut out her plastic bag consumption, which is nice of her. [CityRag]
Now that Lindsay Lohan has once again dyed her hair brown, thus making her look younger than 40, it's safe to say she's serious about this whole sobriety thing. Going to a James Blunt concert — where Paris Hilton was also in attendance — is a different story. So which is it, Linds?
[Source]
• The way these crazy gays talk, you'd think separate but equal laws were repealed decades ago. [Queerty]
• Cashmere Mafia is hit hard by the writer's strike! What kind of world is this? [DListed]
• Hills recap: Heidi is manipulated, again. [PITNB]
• Just in time for some dick's birthday: An Entourage book! [PS]
• Same model, different charity. [HT]
• Jay-Z is launching a makeup line, but it's going to be totally tough. [ICYDK]
• James Blunt has been gone for a while, but he's back and bad as ever. [INO]
• Oprah on the African boarding school scandal: "I am a mama bear when it comes to protecting my children." [Yeeeah]
• Alyssa Milano is pretty serious about not using Botox. [CityRag]
Never has morning news seen a gay joke so accidental and so unfunny.
Meredith Viera: Talk about movies with a heart: Brokeback Mountain. Did you have any idea when you were making that what you were sitting on, so to speak? So to speak - I probably shouldn’t use that term, actually. I apologize.
Jake Gyllenhaal: Wow! Uh -
MV: You make this movie and - wow - I’m sorry…
JG: Very well put, Meredith.
Because gays have anal sex, y'see? Har, har, har.
More Gyllenhaal after the jump.
CONTINUED »
If you love the Hamptons so much, why don't you buy a house there and stay in it forever, only exiting the darkness of your splendor for $15 tomato soup? Please?
More merrymakers after the jump.
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Hi, girls!
You're stereotypically attractive and thus very boring.
You're stereotypically attractive and thus very boring.
You're stereotypically attractive and thus very boring.
It's true.
[Source]
Petra Nemcova—tsunami survivor and children's charity supporter—may be falling in to the shallow end. Here's the scoop from Page Six:
The tsunami-surviving supermodel, who just broke up with fey singer James Blunt, rebounded with Paris Hilton's ex, Stavros Niarchos. Our eagle-eyed spy caught the two making out at Bungalow 8 recently as they partied with Niarchos' oil-heir friend Brandon Davis. "She was grinding him," our witness said. "It was pretty gross. I mean, he used to sleep with Paris. Eww."
Petra should know that surviving a devastating tsunami is one thing, but trying to stay whole, decent and kind amongst the bunch of sedentary drinkers she's fallen in with is going to be one of the hardest fights of her life.
Well, here's that video footage Page Six reported on last week. Newsflash: Lindsay Lohan does drugs (hard to believe, I know), and some weaselly backstabber in her inner circle obtained the grainy, questionable evidence to prove it; and just 20 days after Lindsay had checked out of rehab.
The source of the video revealed some other striking news:
"When she is on coke, which is most of the time, all the attention has to be on her. I have lost count of the number of times I have watched as she stripped naked in front of everyone. Then she loves to check herself out in the mirror as she parades around with her boobs hanging out."
But Lindsay is not only addicted to booze and drugs, she is also hooked on sex with some of Hollywood's hottest men, says our insider.
"She has told me that she has slept with James Blunt, Jude Law, Calum Best, Joaquin Phoenix, Benicio Del Toro, Jared Leto and James Franco," admitted the friend.
"She loves Brits and has told me she has slept with the singer James Blunt a few times over the past month.
"The last time was on April 15 after another house party. I think they went back to a hotel together afterwards. She is very protective over him and when she heard I had met him she sent me a text saying, ‘Stay away from him Bitch, he is mine.'"
More so than the fact that she does drugs, I find it shocking to discover that Lindsay actually argues over James Blunt.
PS If this news is at all "shocking" to you, you're sadder than and underage starlet blowing huge rails off of toilet seats with "her boobs hanging out."
[Source]
Last night, co-owner of Hollywood nightclub Lex Deux, Sylvain Bitton, celebrated his birthday with dozens of his most famous friends(?) who, I'm certain, were happy to well-wish as long as the vintage Dom remained abundant.
Among the guests were Danny Masterson, Laura Prepon, Jenny McCarthy, Lindsay Lohan, Lauren Conrad and James Blunt. However, though there were many recognizable faces, the most interesting one looks to be that of the unfeeling lecher above, who is noteworthy only because it appears that he hopped from celebrity to celebrity not to mingle, but to stand by them and stare menacingly into camera lenses.
"So rich everything bores me" is the worst attitude in the world, and it's why if that's your thing you have to eventually own your own club; because nobody wants to invite you anywhere when their pictures turn out like this.
[Source]
Singer/songwriter James Blunt, who writes music that will surely haunt your elevators for years to come, was recently caught making out with Paris Hilton, seen above with some personality-appropriate reading material, Chihuahuas: Small Dog, Big Heart.
Although she was supposedly dating "Desperate Housewives" hottie Josh Henderson, Hilton showed up at Teddy's in L.A. Wednesday night with sister Nicky, David Katzenberg and Petra Nemcova's ex, "You're Beautiful" whiner James Blunt. Our spy watched as Hilton and Blunt "danced and held hands" before starting to make out.
I'm going to venture that wasn't the wisest decision Blunt has ever made.
"You're positive. You're positive. You're positive, iiiiiit's incurable!"
[Source]
• The winner of "Most Creative" in the YouTube awards. It's brilliant, but let's not forget that it owes a lot to a very worthy predecessor. [People]
• A male singer wanted Sean Stewart's body. I guess he thought he was sexy and he wanted to let him know. [Queerty]
• A perfectly reasonable 50 foot robot request from the always pragmatic Michael Jackson. [DListed]
• If you can see the PIN number you'll have access to literally hundreds of dollars from the Party of Five fortune. [IDLYITW]
• It's better for to be humping Blunts than smoking them. Whatever it takes, Linds. [HR]
• Fake boobs, real princess. [HT]
• In some cultures, being locked in a Victoria's Secret with Britney Spears for all eternity is hell. [Defamer]
• Jenna Jameson just keeps getting butchered. She's also still dating Magilla Gorilla. [Egotastic]
• Britney taking it up another notch with a hit list. [IDLYITW]
• Angelina's the sexiest person in the whole world. A basic cable channel in the UK deems it so. [Glitterati]
• Kate and Owen riding bikes. That's pretty much it. You don't even have to look at the pics. [JJ]
• Sheryl Crowe dating Moe. [Jossip]
• Brit's first husband striking while the iron's hot. [ICYDK]
• James Blunt mows down an autograph seeker. That's what he gets for seeking an autograph from James Blunt. [ASL]
Hooray for fashion! And Fergie! And Brooke Hogan! Apparently Fergie jumped a very young schoolboy and shoved herself into his uniform. And though Ms. Hogan isn't rocking her grillz, she did seem to forget the bottom half of her outfit. (I still contend that I think she's a pretty girl, just shouldn't be allowed to dress herself.) So, for this lovely Labor day long weekend you should leave your mini tie, half dress shirt, and child-sized porn star dress at home, because otherwise your friends might think you're trying to cop these ladies steez.
Got some more VMA pics on the side of some slightly better dresses. Other than DanKan, who are beautiful women, but should stop dressing like cheesy game show hostesses. Oh, and don't forget to check out the rest of Jossip's VMA red carpet videos on YouTube.
Have gorgeous Labor Day weekends, each and every one of you. I'm going to be gallivanting around Los Angeles with my eyes peeled and my best memory in hand (though that's not saying much).
Don't wander too far, nibbles. I'll be back here on Tuesday with stories and quite possibly a nasty sunburn.
Kisses and Champagne for Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner,
Molly
• Guess which A-lister this is? Nope wrong. Guess again but imagine her reeeallly reallly thin. [ONTD]
• Nick and Vanessa, dress for comfort while travelling, juse like US! [Splash]
• Here's the deal, James Blunt. You get to shoot rocks at your fans with your little rock gun if the rest of us get to shoot rocks at you anytime we hear that f-ing song. [A Socialite's Life]
• Were Matt and Jake just hanging out with Lance to vie for the role of playing the biker in a biopic? My fragile heart can't take such sorrow. [DListed]
• Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn's video acceptance speech for best on screen chemistry is actually pretty adorable. [WoW]
• Rosie O'Donnell writes like a barely literate middle schooler texts. She should fit right in at the View. [Junkiness]
• Sure, we've all seen the photos of Matt Lauer ripped, but check out these Al Roker shots. [Velvet Hot Tub]
• If this Celebrity Weighing Scale actually had today's celebrities it would be the most demoralizing thing ever. [Cool Hunting]
• Just to brighten your Tuesday: 10,000 reasons why our civilization is doomed. [BWE]
• Lindsay Lohan's not completely dead in the eyes, she's just looking at that really tall dude behind you. [Gallery of the Absurd]
• Behold the 8th Wonder of the Modern World: Jessica Simpson can rollerskate and sing at the same time. [Bricks and Stones]
• Sorry Orlando Bloom, Keira Knightly prefers to kiss A-List scruffs. [Egotastic]
• Petra Nemcova is becoming un-hot by James Blunt association. [The Superficial]
• Kristin Cavallari, it's not a great sign these days if you're wearing Britney Spears hand-me-downs. [Faded Youth]
• Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale, put your baby away. It's adorable. We've all seen it. We're sure it would love to be indoors sometime. [JustJared]
Yes, you read that right. It must have been the most boring coma ever if "You're Beautiful" was enough to pull somone out of it. I know that 's not really how comas work, but it might kind of suck to come out of your coma, turn to your loved ones, and ask what was it that pulled me out? Your voice, mom? The sound of my puppy barking? Some crappy pop song? Lame. The Sydney Morning Herald has the story:
Five-year-old Claudia De'Alwis, had been a coma for 10 days following a head-first plunge from a five-metre balcony. She began to awake after her favourite song came over the hospital radio - it was Blunt's You're Beautiful.
Claudia's father, Paul D'Alwis, 40 told the newspaper he was convinced it was the song that brought her around.
"Claudia loves You're Beautiful and she used to sing it all the time. It was like her theme tune," he said.
"Following the accident, the doctors warned us she might not make it, and after 10 days in a coma we were desperately worried that she wasn't going to recover.
"But then the song came on the radio and she started to move for the first time, and we could tell she was starting to wake up.
"It was an unforgettable moment when she opened her eyes and acknowledged us at last."
Okay, I guess I feel a teensy bit bad making fun of a five-year-old's taste in music. It's just too bad that she has to live with that being her coma song for the rest of her lift.
[Source, via Make You Hmmm]
• Michelle Rodriguez loves prison almost as much as she loves her short shorts! [DListed]
• Naomi Campbell caught wind of the hottest trend since Anorexia '05 and wants a baby of her own (to throw things at). [A Socialite's Life]
• Available soon at a Toys R Us near you: Babies First Scandal, so your infant can feel as special as Shiloh. [Gallery of the Absurd]
• So all this press about Russell Crowe being Mr. Nice Guy is a load of crap? It sounded a bit fishy. [Celebitchy]
• Petra Namcova caught James Blunt's eye, as she walked on by, and he could tell by her face…that she was, fucking smoking. [Egotastic]
• Kate Moss moves from a hardcore drug addict boyfriend to a hardcore sex addict boyfriend. I guess that's a step in the right direction. [Faded Youth]
• Angelina covered up her Billy Bob tattoo with the coordinates of her children's birthplaces. Expect copycat tats of where people were when they learned of Shiloh's birth. [US Weekly]
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