Hollywood Casanova Diddy has a tendency to talk too much, and most of the time nobody really wants to hear the things he has to say. But this plug for his new cologne really takes the cake:

While I'm getting ready I like to relax with a drink — vodka and lemonade — and listen to some James Brown.

Then I'll have a manicure and pedicure — and yes, I wax as well. Men owe it to women to make sure they are well-groomed. I wax my privates. I also wear my fragrance, Unforgivable Black.

Because if his fragrance wasn't about to be in the bargain bin before, you can rest assured it will be now.

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TMZ got a copy of James Brown's will and, of course, they've posted it on their site for the world to see. It's been highly publicized that he excluded his partner and their 5-year-old son from the will but, after looking over what's being doled out, it seems like they're not missing out on much.

The will, which begins by noting that Brown is also known as "The Godfather of Soul," leaves his six children "furniture, appliances, furnishings, pictures, silverware, china, glass, books, jewelry, wearing apparel, boats, automobiles, and other vehicles…"

The document, signed in 2000, does not mention how much cold hard cash the estate is worth.

It really rings of decency when the phrase "cold hard cash" is used when discussing the dead. Brown's aforementioned girlfriend has filed suit and is hoping to obtain up to 1/3 of Brown's estate.

Debate also continues to swirl around which grieving loved one will receive Brown's lickin' stick and sex machine. Also widely coveted amongst family members is Brown's bag. "Everyone wants that bag," said a source close to the family, "it's brand new."

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