Just two months after Mollygood venerated the memory of Cry-Baby, the Rockabilly masterpiece of John Waters and Johnny Depp, reports today declare that the musical will soon be making its debut on the Great White Way.

Are you ready for a Broadway standard called “Girl, Can I Kiss You With Tongue?”

That’s one of the numbers in Cry Baby, the next John Waters -film-turned-musical coming to the Great White Way, in March.

James Snyder, most famous for his turn as Yale Guy #1 on Gilmore Girls, will be playing the lead. Good luck filling shoes owned previously by a young Johnny Depp, Yale Guy #1.