• Just in time for the weekend: Drunk celebrities! [CityRag]

• DMX is behind bars. Try to hide your shock. [ICYDK]

• Pete Wentz can't stop being a d-bag. [DListed]

• Britney and Jamie Lynn Spears organized a mini family reunion, and somebody forgot to leave Lynne off the invite list. [PS]

• The latest celebrity to join Scientology. [Yeeeah]

• Jamie Kennedy can't keep it in his pants. [INO]

If anyone can coax obnoxious, egomaniacal, questionably talented douchebags out of the woodwork, it's Paris Hilton. Oh, that's definitely Hobie Buchannon up there personifying exactly why people hate LA, but there were plenty of other gross saddies there to up the mediocrity factor. Here's Jamie Foxx conspicuously brandishing a bottle of expensive vodka, there's Scott Storch begging for Paris' attention like a lonely pup and over there's that bloated billionaire dude.

Of course, nowhere to be found was the muted humility that comes with great wealth and success. That usually doesn't make it past the velvet ropes.

Thank God for Jamie Kennedy and his heeeelarious sense of humor! See, he's got women's panties on his face! He's got Britney's panties on his face! See that's where they were! Okay, to be fair, his sign seems to say he's got "Britlney's underwear," but now I'm just splitting hairs.

Last night some stars made the trek to Burbank to celebrate the Inaugural Arby's Action Sports Awards. Two guesses as to what lured (a smoking hottt) Pam Anderson and Paris HIlton to Burbank:roast beef, money.

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Wow, who would have ever thought that Jamie Kennedy would appear to be better looking than Mena Suvari? A dilligent MollyGood reader, Ricky, snapped this exclusive photo this very morning outside of a Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf in Los Angeles. Ricky also had this to squeal:

they were having a very flirty ice blended together and giving each other big eyes the whole time.

Innnteresting. I did a little bit of research myself, to see whether this is the first time these two have been seen spending the public quality time together. The plot thickened when I read that this may be a (successful?) publicity stunt. I gotta admit, Mena looks none to happy to be holding Jamie's hand in this picture. According to MenaSuvariFan.com, Mena is appearing on tonight's episode of Jamie's MTV show Blowin' Up. The plots episode description is what cast doubt on this young love:

The "plot" reads: 'Jamie tries to get photographed with starlets like Jessica Simpson and Mena Suvari as part of a plan to boost his and Stu's profile.'

Perhaps this show was filmed a long time ago and the two actually struck a love connection? Or maybe they are canoodling today in order to create buzz for the episode.

Either way, well played, Jamie Kennedy, well played.

Stay tuned as MollyGood attempts to unravel this ball of possible fornication.

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