In Style magazine takes us into star closets in their latest issue. Inside the palatial walk-ins, it's an age-old contradiction: such full wardrobes and such empty people.

Jamie-Lynn Sigler laughs that, until she paid to have her closet organized, she would often come across clothes she forgot she had. "With the tags still on them!" she howls. Mariah Carey boasts of owning over 1,000 pairs of shoes, many of which go unused in storage. Kimora Lee Simmons has 500 pairs of jeans in her 49,000-square-foot home.

Even though it is inanely sized, Mariah Carey's shoe collection could only outfit one percent of the homeless schoolchildren in California.

While it's great that he writes jams you and your mom can agree on, the most important thing about John Legend is that if he accidentally walked into a Klan convention, the keynote speaker would have to go, "Shit, we've been wrong this whole time. Pack it up, boys."

More debonair after the jump.

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According to Us magazine, last night, Mischa Barton gave it the old college try with a frattastic puke and rally at a New York City bar.

…the 21-year-old actress hit the NYC hotspot The Anchor at 10:30 p.m. with pals Jamie-Lynn Sigler, 25, and Kirsten Dunst, 24, and celebrated to the point that she made herself sick.

"They were partying, going crazy," an onlooker tells Usmagazine.com. "At one point Mischa suddenly ran out the door and threw up outside. Jamie-Lynn ran outside after her, but it wasn't a big deal. They were laughing."

The witness added: "They just went back inside and continued to party."

This adds so much humanity to Mischa Barton.

While architectural vomitoriums have been proven to be a myth, make no mistake about it: Romans were definitely puking their excesses out. Even Julius Caesar puked and rallied. And if it's good enough for the emperor of Rome, it's good enough for Mischa. Plus, it's the best way to avoid hangovers.

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Looks like someone didn't get the neutral colors memo, Janet.

Last night all these fashion-conscious beauties played it lame, I mean safe, at the Council of Fashion Designers of America (CFDA) Awards. Maybe they're just so sick of being noticed that they wanted to camoflauge into the backdrop. If so, success! Even Jessica Simpson and Lindsay Lohan, whose red carpet photos from the event were posted here earlier, stayed away from colors (though not from daring cuts and styles). If these dresses are any indication, I assume the event was as fun as a barrel of monkeys.

On another note, doesn't Scarlett Johansson look like Geena Davis in this picture, and not in a particularly good way? Yikes.