Beyonce may have been all smiles with her Dreamgirls costars at the New York premiere last night, but she's not about to let this Jennifer Hudson woman have all the press (despite any public denials of jealousy). So it looks like B isn't going to be the singer getting all the praise for the film, but that doesn't mean she won't steal the attention somehow. Page Six is reporting that Beyonce is planning to wed her boyfriend, Jay-Z, this weekend. Eh, I believe this zero, but here you go:
Knowles, Jay and some Def Jam executives were at STK on West 12th Street on Saturday talking about the four-day "party" - but insiders say it will be more than a birthday celebration. "Beyoncé is throwing Jay a four-day birthday party, but it's really a wedding," said one source. Guests, including family and close friends, were told to have passport applications filed by last Friday so they can attend the bash on a yacht in St. Barts. But insiders said the guests will also be ferried over to Anguilla for the wedding at Cap Juluca, a five-star resort with Moorish villas. Another spy said Knowles and Jay-Z had toured the site earlier this year and approved it for their nuptials.
Wow, so now Beyonce is taking away the man's birthday celebration and making it their anniversary so he never has any parties just for him ever again? I kid, I kid Beyonce. I'm sure she's not nearly the catty selfish bitch that the media makes her into. I mean, as long as you don't step on her toes, I'm sure she's sweet as pie! (And, she terrifies me.)
P.S. Throw us a bone, Adriana Lima. Please cover more of your body with fabric? Harlot.
In order to demonstrate our extreme case of pop culture amnesia, every Sunday I bring you What a difference a year makes, a pleasant retrospective on our favorite celebrity self-loathing-inducers' past. One year ago today, here's what everyone was talking about:
• If Colin Farrell was really as bloated as he looked in these pictures, Miami Vice might make you sort of sick to your stomach. [Perez Hilton]
• Paris Hilton could no longer bear the symbolic weight of her sham marriage plans manifested through her enormous engagement ring, left the ring, and later the man, at home. [The Superficial]
• Kevin Connolly nabbed himself the other Hilton and he sure as hell wasn't about to let her go. [DListed]
• Thanks to some last minute photoshop genius we were saved from the sight of Mariah Carey's pubes. [Gawker]
• We also learned that one time someone actually did love Jennifer Aniston. Not, Brad Pitt, mind you, but someone. [Defamer]
• The cinematic masterpiece that was The Dukes of Hazzard premiered, raising the bar for films everywhere. [PopSugar]
• Oh, and Mischa Barton showed us some tit. [A Socialite's Life]
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