There are two sides to all celebrities: The squeaky-clean images forced upon the public by PR reps and their actual personalities. To provide you with a glimpse into the real Hollywood characters are Mollygood’s very own readers, telling tales of celebrity encounters big and small. Up this week: stopthemadness' party with Janice Dickinson and Devon Sawa. CONTINUED »
POT, KETTLE, ETC "Janice Dickinson … recently 'flipped out' when she saw a paparazzi photo of [Tyra] Banks in a magazine carrying a copy of Dickinson's book, 'No Lifeguard on Duty,' in which she writes about sex, drug use, incest, celebrity affairs and her near-fatal car wreck some years back. Dickinson showed [Page Six] the torn-out magazine photo with a caption saying Banks was on her way to speak with young girls and offer her advice. 'And she's using my book,' Dickinson fumed. 'I mean, the thing looks so worn it's like she's been reading it on the toilet. It's pathetic. Where's her originality? Does she have no shame?'"
We can't be certain, but this is likely what Christian Siriano had in mind that fateful day he uttered the words "hot tranny mess."
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• Sometimes tall buildings improve one's view. [CityRag]
• MUMIA'S BEING FREED! Just kidding, hippies, but there's now a chance he won't be executed. [SH]
• Lindsay Lohan has signed on to play one of the Manson family. We think her history has made her more than "adequite" for the part. (Yes, we're bringing the "adequite" jokes back.) [DListed]
• The nicest way we can put it: Amy Winehouse's face looks to be comparable to that of the wondrous Sphinx. [INO]
• In total lies news, Britney Spears is being considered for the role of Blanche in a West End production of A Streetcar Named Desire. [ICDYDK]
• Janice Dickinson still has none of it. [HT]
New game! We show you a picture of an event and you guess where it's taking place: New York, LA or London. Simple, right? No peeking.
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Sylvester Stallone on ex-girlfriend Janice Dickinson, who two weeks ago claimed Stallone had secretly injected her with steroids: "The only thing I injected her with was my fist."
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THE JUICEMAN "[Janice] Dickinson told [Red Eye host Greg Gutfeld] that not only did she see [Sylvester] Stallone 'juice' up with steroids but that he injected her with them as well. 'He juiced me,' Dickinson said. 'I'd wake up and my arm was as big as Popeye - steroids, testosterone, all that stuff…'"
After yesterday morning on The Today Show calling former colleague Tyra Banks "fat," total fucking sellout Janice Dickinson recanted her statement that very afternoon on the formerly-obese Star Jones' show.
The self-proclaimed "coiner of the term supermodel" – not the self-proclaimed "supermodel" – called her remark "dumb," adding, "Tyra, you're not fat; you're just…you."
The Today Show this morning invited on Janice Dickinson, the self-proclaimed "world's first supermodel," to speak about the controversial Jennifer Love Hewitt photos currently sweeping the Internet.
Dickinson defended Hewitt, whom, upon the release of the pictures, many branded as fat, calling her "healthy." "You want to see someone who's fat," she said, "Tyra Banks is fat." Ha!
This could get bad (good?).
In an effort to bolster the ever-assailed decorum of the Internet, Mollygood looks to poetry with Someone Haiku. Each day—using 17 syllables or less—you’re given the opportunity to wax poetic about some piece of flotsam or jetsam that’s washed up on the shores of Mollygood. Hopefully this Zen practice will not only bathe you in self-discovery, but also bring a touch of Eastern class to a global network of information that’s devolved into nothing more than tit websites and provocative MySpace pictures.
Today's Someone Haiku winner is polaroid:
oh those golden orbs
that begat from sophia
perkier than….mine??
Well done, polariod. I liked the sense of inadequacy at the end. Very human, man. Where are my fucking bongos?
New one after the jump.
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In an effort to bolster the ever-assailed decorum of the Internet, Mollygood looks to poetry with Someone Haiku. Each day—using 17 syllables or less—you’re given the opportunity to wax poetic about some piece of flotsam or jetsam that’s washed up on the shores of Mollygood. Hopefully this Zen practice will not only bathe you in self-discovery, but also bring a touch of Eastern class to a global network of information that’s devolved into nothing more than tit websites and provocative MySpace pictures.
Today's Someone Haiku winner is cerebratious:
such huge biceps…how?
mayhaps the burden of a
scent no one covets?
I like it. Very witty, cerebratious.
New one after the jump.
• A very circuitous TMZ diss from the always prophetic Janice Dickinson. [CB]
• Which TV actor has herpes? Keep in mind that studies have proven that herpes makes you a better actor. [Jossip]
• Anna Nicole's cause of death will be revealed Monday. (Cue Howard K Stern yanking on his shirt collar and going, "GULP!") [INO]
• Carmen Electra's coming out? Wasn't she already a lesbian with that Navarro chick? [HT]
• Dropping rape charges in a MySpace flame war? It's a pornstar divorce. [ASL]
• Warrants out like a Fox-y! [TMZ]
• Get out there and get that Madonna designed, cheaply made line. [PopSugar]
• Snoop in a shower cap for the "DRIZZLE!" [JJ]
• Good looks are wasted on Buddhists, because they don't even care if they're good looking. [INO]
• Britney's finally "leaving" rehab and not "fleeing" rehab. [DListed]
• David Beckham reaches out to underprivileged youth. First lesson: what "gold digger" means. [PopSugar]
• Janice Dickinson is effing gross. [ONTD]
• Vince has lost his smooth charm. Now it's flailing charm. [Jossip]
• For some reason, businesses get upset when you liken their facilities to "concentration camps." [ASL]
• Fergie showing her lovely lady trunk or all that junk inside her lumps. I don't know which is which or what that all means. Why so much slang for the naughty bits? [DListed]
• Leelee Sobieski's breastsare making a comeback. [Egotastic]
• Who the hell is Ryan O'Neal? [ASL]
• Jessica probably making Ashlee jealous enough to get more surgery. [PopBytes]
• If your date to the Marc Jacob's show is the one in the court ordered ankle bracelet, you win. [INO]
• Brooke Hogan looks like an ass kicker. [HT]
• Great article about the politics of language. [NYT]
• Janice Dickinson behaving like you'd expect. [Jossip]
• So she adopts the baby and then doesn't bring him out? Greeeeeaaaaat, Madonna. Way to silence the critics. [DListed]
• Kids are bummed Gwyneth's not Britney. I'm bummed she named her baby Apple. [PopSugar]
• Janice Dickinson says Mick Jagger's whole body is small. Yes, she goes there. [CityRag]
• Can you believe it? It's difficult to carry on a convo with Jessica Simpson. [IDLYITW]
• If celebs were on American Idol (it would probably suck worse). [INO]
• Women can be funny, too. But still mostly moody and difficult to speak with when sad. [Slate]
• Fashion's more dramatic than Hollywood, and it has 100 per cent less Dakota Fanning rapes (if you don't count those Marc Jacobs ads, which are just exploitation). [NYT]
Courtney Love is nobody's saint, nor has she always been the most stable mother to Frances Bean, but she want everyone to know that, unlike some people, her hard partying took place before (and after) the first year of her daughter's life, not during. Extra caught up with C Love. at the Billboard Awards. Obviously Janice Dickenson had to chime in, too:
Courtney Love spilled the beans about her own love woes, after we commented on her stunning appearance.
“I look a little chunky,” she confessed. “I got depressed over a guy, and I ate angry menstrual ice cream.”
While she wouldn’t reveal the identity of the man who holds her heart, Courtney did had plenty to say about new mom Britney Spears’ recent late-night partying with Paris Hilton.
“Say what you will about me, and I'm not passing judgment, but when I had my daughter, I stayed home with her almost every night for the first year of her life,” Love said.
Supermodel Janice Dickinson echoed those sentiments, and told “Extra” it’s time for the pop princess to hang up her party pants and be a mom.
“I mean, even I had give up my wild ways and buckle down and become a parent,” Dickinson insisted. “Paris is not the nanny; Britney should hang with the nannies and the children.”
Oh no they di'iiiiin't.
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This Janice Dickenson gem made its way to my inbox a little too late to be included in this tourney, but that doesn't mean we can't give Janice an extra special MollyGood shout out. This crazy bitch looks abnormally sedate in this pic. Did someone finally succeed in drugging the excess of "life" from her eyes?
There's about six hours of voting left on Round One of the First Ever MollyGood Dead Eye-Off, so keep on keeping on. Here's who's fighting to the death right now:
Paris Hilton vs. Fergie
Mary Kate Olsen vs. Kimberly Stewart
Teri Hatcher vs. Jamie Lynn Spears
Ashley Olsen vs. Lindsay Lohan
Beyonce vs. Nicole Richie
Ashlee Simpson vs. Mischa Barton
Dakota Fanning vs. Jessica Simpson
Katie Holmes vs. Victoria Beckham
Results will be posted this evening. Get some rest though, cause Round Two starts tomorrow.
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