In an effort to bolster the ever-assailed decorum of the Internet, Mollygood looks to poetry with Someone Haiku. Each day—using 17 syllables or less—you’re given the opportunity to wax poetic about some piece of flotsam or jetsam that’s washed up on the shores of Mollygood. Hopefully this Zen practice will not only bathe you in self-discovery, but also bring a touch of Eastern class to a global network of information that’s devolved into nothing more than tit websites and provocative MySpace pictures.
Today's Someone Haiku winner is lale:
Angry lesbian
meets terrorist anarchists.
Closed minds think alike.
Cheers, lale, despite the complaint.
New one after the jump.
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Just hours after losing custodial rights to her children for her clear disregard of court mandates, one would hope that Britney Spears would go home and ponder her wrong turns and how she might keep her life from capsizing. Those hopes would be dashed:
An ass-flashing Spears showed up to the Peninsula Hotel last night, where hotel security flanked the popwreck and tried to chase away any photogs who ventured onto the property.
Ass-flashing, mind you.
Today, Britney Spears lost physical custody of her kids to their father, Kevin Federline, in the conclusion of a lengthy court case that Spears seemed almost uninterested in winning. Expect Spears' next defeats to be her will to live succumbing to the weight of her daunting depression, followed by her renal system losing out to the pills. Tremendously sad, but probably true.
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It would appear that Jayden and Sean are well aware of their ex-bodyguard's frightening new accounts, published today in Page Six: "…at times she would drive through town and go into oncoming traffic and we just didn't understand what she was doing or what her motivation was." Why, paranoia and vertigo caused by drug abuse and constant attention, of course.
Under here, more of these cute li'l babes bracing for impact.
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There is similar language in the anonymous child abuse complaint accusing Britney Spears of neglect and legal documents filed in Kevin Federline's bid for increased custody of the pair's two sons, leading one to believe that Federline and his lawyer are behind the abuse allegations.
Sources say the complaint lodged with DCFS involves allegations of poor dental hygiene, as well as poor eating and sleeping habits for her kids. Curiously, although DCFS keeps these allegations secret, they ended up in legal papers filed today by K-Fed's attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan, suggesting it might have been Fed-Ex himself who lodged the complaint.
Almost immediately after being cleared of animal abuse charges, Britney Spears must now defend herself against child abuse allegations. Upgrade!
An unscheduled hearing was held today at L.A. County Superior Court. Present — Britney's lawyer, Dennis Wasser, K-Fed's attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan and a lawyer from the Los Angeles County Counsel who is assigned to the dependency court.
…the L.A. County Department of Children and Family Services is conducting an active investigation.
Story developing. Britney regressing. Children lacking. Situation depressing.
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Britney Spears' mercurial lifestyle may already be having damaging effects on her two young, probably-fucked children. News today speculates that Spears' sons might be behind her new dog's broken leg.
The pop star's kids, Jayden James and Sean Preston, were playing rough with the little dog, London, when he yelped in pain, according to US reports.
A source tells the National Enquirer: "When Britney first got the puppy, she showed him to the boys. "Sean chased the little dog until Britney finally had to stop him because the dog ran under the bed and wouldn't come out."
But the boys' rough play continued - according to the Enquirer, they often threw little London around. And now the pooch is sporting a cast on his rear leg after one recent incident left him in agony. The source adds: "Britney found London under the crib whimpering and crying.
Sounds like Britney's got herself a couple lady killers, and by that I mean shit like this indicates her kids could very well grow up and murder women.
A "close friend"—and apparently bitchy gossip—of Kevin Federline's is claiming that Kevin has taken steps to childproof his home, presumably in anticipation of his two children with Britney Spears, Jayden and Sean, living with him.
“The house is child-proof, except for the recording studio,” Kevin’s friend, who visits Kevin and the kids at his home, told 24Sizzler.com Monday afternoon. “There are gates at the top of the stairs [to prevent children from going down the stairs], the plugs are covered. All of that stuff is in the house.”
The source said that Federline refused to childproof the recording studio for fear that he and his friends would no longer know how to use it to make terrible songs about immature bullshit.
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