Here we go again. A regular feature film about pornography hired some authentic porn stars in the interest of realism and media outlets are now trying yet again to convince people that porn is penetrating the mainstream. This is more tiresome than an all day gang bang.
Like Boogie Nights before it, Kevin Smith's Zack and Miri Make a Porno features a couple porn actresses in bit parts, leading flagging newspaper The LA Times to run this headline: "Porn stars are the new crossover artists." Salacious! And also: misleading. Because people have been saying this for years despite the fact that very little evidence supports the claim.
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• The Katie Holmes look is hitting stores. [INO]
• Suri Cruise: Still adorable, still on the bottle, still the second coming of Xenu. [PS]
• Jennifer Aniston wants to have John Mayer's children and "can't wait for Brad Pitt to see pictures of her holding her own baby." All the right reasons. [DListed]
• Jenna Jameson is pregnant. God help us all. [Yeeeah]
• Rihanna and Chris Brown may or may not be dating and now they may or may not be engaged. [ICYDK]
• Introducing the newest problem faced by our youth: Puppy Gangs. [CityRag]
• The latest round of leaked Miley Cyrus photos make us feel like we're on To Catch a Predator. [Yeeeah]
• Mario Lopez looks like a d-bag even when he's just standing still. [INO]
• Jennifer Lopez won't let those pesky twins keep her from starring in box office failures. [DListed]
• There's rumors of childish drama on the set of Gossip Girl. Um, obviously. [PS]
• Jenna Jameson's covered in blood but still working the pole. Commitment. [HT]
• Nevermind, Madonna and Guy Ritchie won't be renewing their vows after all. Let the divorce rumors recommence. [ICYDK]
Maxim held its Hot 100 party last night in LA, which played host to many horny males hoping to score with desperate women. This event would have been the perfect time to lock everyone in and save the rest of the world from STDs.
After the jump: More pictures of "hot" people than you could ever ask for. CONTINUED »
In an effort to bolster the ever-assailed decorum of the Internet, Mollygood looks to poetry with Someone Haiku. Each day – using 17 syllables or less – you’re given the opportunity to wax poetic about some piece of flotsam or jetsam that’s washed up on the shores of Mollygood. Hopefully this Zen practice will not only bathe you in self-discovery, but also bring a touch of Eastern class to a global network of information that’s devolved into nothing more than tit websites and provocative MySpace pictures.
Today's Someone Haiku winner is Stoney:
Bet your ass her house
is shabby chic and one kid
is named Madison
That was very funny, Stoney. Well done.
New one after the jump.
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Get ready, Jenna Jameson's newest project, Zombie Strippers, is almost here. Unbelievably, the non-pornographic (depending on your definition of "pornographic") film is being shown in theaters beginning April 18, but only for a limited time in select cities. It's supposed to be frightening, but we think the idea of strippers becoming aggressive automatons is actually uplifting.
After the jump, the trailer.
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Jenna Jameson, seen here at the Night of 100 Stars Awards in Beverly Hills, really needs to bathe. Or at least find a dress that completely covers her back.
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• Ashlee Simpson's new single: A step up from the last disaster, but that's not saying much. [YouTube]
• Aaron Carter's father is pulling a Michael Lohan and making his child's arrest all about him. [People]
• Sex and the City's extended movie trailer has us a little excited. We're not ashamed. [DListed]
• Wireimage really doesn't employ fact checkers. [SH]
• The only person who thinks Denise Richards' new reality show is a good idea is Denise Richards. And Ryan Seacrest. [Us]
• Jenna Jameson shouldn't be involved in projects that require thinking. [ICYDK]
• Crazy! We keep our hair extensions and bra stuffers in the toilet, too. [PC]
• The Jonas Brothers are saving themselves for marriage. Sorry, creepy soccer moms. [Details]
• Gina Gershon sits down with Queerty to discuss her surprisingly-not-bad music. [Queerty]
• Editor Cord Jefferson discusses comedy with Jeff Garlin and Dan Castellaneta. Fun fact: They don't like Family Guy. [Filter]
• JLo's babies are named! Make way for MLo and EmLo. [DListed]
• Patrick Dempsey packs like he acts: lightly. [PS]
• Jenna Jameson popped out of a cake in a bikini for her professional fighter boyfriend's birthday, proving she's really making wise use of her free time since quitting porno. [HT]
• Hockey fans, male and female, like to watch fights. Is this an attractive quality? [INO]
• Madonna is tremendously rich! If you think this means her buying a $12 million house-cum-gym is reasonable, you're tremendously sad. [ICYDK]
• Why has the coolness of animated films surpassed regular films? Is it because they're infected with less celebrity ego bullshit? We think perhaps. [CityRag]
• Tracy Morgan can be funny while sober! He's sober, right? [EBG]
• Zac Efron had appendicitis. We won't tell you what DListed thinks the problem was. [DListed]
• Nick Lachey still does stuff, but we don't know what. Something broey, we think. [PS]
• There is always something there to remind you. [HT]
• Why are people who work in high-end clothing stores always the worst people in the world? [INO]
• Now it must really feel like walking on broken glass. [ICYDK]
• A country-singing vegetarian? Oxymorons are great! [CityRag]
COITUS INTERRUPTUS "Jenna Jameson admitted that she's had 'a bit of rocky year' during the Adult Video News Awards on Saturday, but stunned everyone by saying that she's done with porn for good."
How delightfully naïve, Rush & Molloy!:
Sure, she'll have sex on camera without batting an eye, but Jenna Jameson won't use a bathroom in front of others. While boxing legend Lennox Lewis gave training tips to Jameson's boyfriend, Tito Ortiz, at Room Service, the porn star asked to be escorted by security to a private restroom.
Well, guys, we have heard that occasionally people will use the solace of bathrooms to take illicit substances, especially when said people have been used as playthings for years and years and years. But, as you've suggested, maybe she's just embarrassed about "tinkling" in front of the other big girls. We suppose we'll never know and we're actually really OK with that! (We almost kind of prefer it.)
Oh, you were "born to do this"? All this time I thought you were the result of a childhood riddled with drug abuse, brutal rapes, financial instability and shallow interactions with men. It's great to hear that those things had no impact on you. Now, just out of curiosity, what did your mother eat while pregnant with you?
After the jump, several more from the Heatherette show.
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• This show's weird, because while I doubt many doctors watch Scrubs, I'm sure oppressed trophies love seeing what's happening in Wisteria Lane. [DListed]
• Rihanna-ked. [HT]
• Another notable stop on Jenna Jameson's slow descent. [ICYDK]
• Now Owen's in rehab. Didn't see that coming. [INO]
• Sadly, this guy limped through another year. [Yeeeah]
• How the other side celebrates the holiday. I'm cool with Corona's on the beach, but you have fun with the assless chaps. [CityRag]
• Troop Beverly Hills! [BWE]
• Miss South Carolina nails it the second time! It only took her 48 hours to construct two cohesive sentences. [DListed]
• Hairy arms aren't a big deal. Seriously. Don't wax your arms, ladies. [HT]
• Now not even her kinfolk like her. [ICYDK]
• Where are the Hilary Swank anorexia rumors? (Did I just start them?) [DS]
• Yeah, it's gross, but I guarantee she's had a lot grosser stuff on her face and in her mouth. [Yeeeah]
• Naomi Campbell showing off all her fruit. (That's a euphemism.) [CityRag]
• At least his dignity is so meaningless to him that he'll keep the eyebrow sham going 'til he's dead; one has to respect that pathetic fortitude. (Is he dead?) [DListed]
• This many photos while they grocery shop? Wow. [DS]
• God does listen: American Gladiators is returning! [ICYDK]
• Some new bag of boobs has already disrobed and is ready to take Jenna Jameson's place. [HT]
• Stunning lyricism. Really. Why is the radio still around? [Yeeeah]
• Siegfried & Roy finally come out of the closet that was already opened for them years ago by their mustaches, clothes, demeanors, countenances and voices. [CityRag]
• Bill O'Reilly proves, yet again, that he makes poor arguments. Appropriate on a day when Mollygood readers proclaimed Nacho Libre a cultural progression in American cinema. [SH]
• In her first good decision ever, Jenna Jameson got rid of her breast implants. Though her reasoning – "I wanted more room in my body for meth" – proves frightening. [DListed]
• Aguilera's baby bumps and lady lumps. (Which is which?) [HT]
• Eva Longoria flies to Switzerland to poke at dinner. [ICYDK]
• Aunt Becky is still boring! [DS]
• Who cares what he looks like, Spike Jonze is funny, thus he gets laid. That's the reality idiots who spend five hours in the gym each day can't cope with. [Yeeeah]
• Brad Pitt fights for New Orleans! US Government says, "Good for him." [CityRag]
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