Look how bummed Britney is to see that almost everyone is better than her at this "fuckin' mommy bullshit."
When you're a mother and your body literally becomes food, it's one of the best looks ever because it makes you simultaneously empowered and precious. And sugar and spice is pretty much what being a woman is about, right?
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• America's Next Top Reason to Stare Uncomfortably If You See Her at a Bar. [DListed]
• Now she wants to expose breasts that aren't even hers. [BWE]
• Now how's she getting home from jail? [Glitterati]
• Jennifer Garner looks to have good balance. Seriously. [HT]
• If the goal is global domination, the LA Galaxy is a poor start. [ICYDK]
• David Lee Roth was promiscuous and sexually aggressive? I thought "Gigolo" a metaphor. [Yeeeah]
• Dog licking a cat. If you can imagine that, you don't really need to click on the link; if you can't, sit down and consider if such a life is worth living. [CityRag]
Do hold your baby lovingly. Don't publicly show your nipples more than your sons.
Something tells me Britney's kids and Jennifer's kids probably won't be going to the same college.
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• Well, it happened, but it wasn't as bad as you'd think and she handled it with dignity. "Get up you son of a bitch, 'cause the judges love ya!" [DListed]
• Brit's back and she's already showing her back end. Congrats! [PITNB]
• Wintour with a huge diss on Tyra, proving that models can't beat Vogue, they can only wear clothes for them. [Jossip]
• $50,000 for McConaughey's personal chef? What does that fucking guy eat besides weed brownies and margs? [DH]
• Jennifer Garner for Mom of the Year. [INO]
• Beckham's back on the pitch and playing some real soccer before coming to America to fuck around with the Galaxy. [PopSugar]
• Gunman was a student. [NYT]
• What about narcoleptic gays, though, Isaiah? [TMZ]
• "That man, is a brownie hound." [DListed]
• Rosie doing her inversion therapy to cure her depression. Little known fact: this is why bats are never sad. [IDLYITW]
• They're both "sporty." They can bond over free weights. [INO]
• Idol roundup. Barba's off, but she'll certainly linger on in the hearts of 16-year-old boys for years to come. [Jossip]
• Courtney Love does rehab stints like mischievous teens eat. [ASL]
• Everyone wants another one right after they've had the first one. Babies are like egg rolls that way. [PopSugar]
• Having trouble with your marriage? Well you need to consult Ice T and Coco, of course. [INO]
• Angie's mom's dying wish was for her to marry Brad. If your mom's only dying wish is for you to marry your boyfriend, Brad Pitt, you should probably go ahead and do that for her. [Star]
• Kevin Bacon making fun of himself for charity. What a mensch. [CityRag]
• Garner and Affleck's kid. Cute baby. [WWTDD]
• Boston traumatized by the Cartoon Network. [BC]
• I guess those who kick together don't stick together. [DListed]
• Michael Jackson's kids are darker than him, and he's black. Unbelievable. [TMZ]
• Just move to LA, Tara Connor. You have no choice. [HollywoodTuna]
• John Mayer has one more Dundie than I do. Booo. [BWE]
• Traaaavvvv-Ooorrrccaaa out of water! [Splash]
• In case you haven't heard, it's cool to like Ben Affleck again. In fact, it's encouraged.[PopSugar]
• GI issues, Janet? [INO]
• Britney's dogs are fiiiine people, they're just locked in the basement with that second baby thing. [DListed]
• Martha Stewart keeps her vibrator very, very clean. [A Socialite's Life]
• Beyonce on Shakira action? Nice. [popbytes]
• Jennifer Garner won't talk shit about Jennifer Lopez…but you know she sort of wants to. [PopSugar]
• A young Jake Gyllenhaal. Plus, I love Jenna Malone. [DListed]
• Beyonce has her own personal fluffer. Heh hehe. [OAN]
• Solve the mystery of what Diddy actually does. [BWE]
• Let's relive Anne Hathaway's most embarrassing moment. [Egotastic]
• Britney and Paris are totes Splitney. [A Socialite's Life]
• Cameron Diaz loves fake boobs in a woman. [CityRag]
• Sex Advice from Tabloid Journalists vs. Sex Advice from Bloggers. Fight. [Nerve]
• Our generation's Three Disgraces: Brit, Paris, Lindsay. [GotA]
• The Clooney flags are at half mast today. [DListed]
• Celebrate New Years with Britney. No undergarments required. [A Socialite's Life]
• Kevin claims he spent part of Britney's birthday with her, she says he didn't even call. Meanwhile, their sons aren't even sure they have parents anymore. [X17]
• Xtina doesn't want her spotlight stolen by those no-name hacks Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman. [Egotastic]
• Baby Affleck-Garner turned one this weekend. Only 17 more years, boys. Sick. [PopSugar]
• Keanu Reeves has found his signature look and he's sticking to it. [CityRag]
• Holy dear Rod Stewart. [PopWatch]
• Nice fancy sweater with horsies, Beckham. You don't look like an elderly man who hasn't left the couch in a decade at all. [DListed]
• Madonna's publicist has no idea whether or not she is going to adopt again. [HollyScoop]
• Well, would you be able to keep your paws off Gael Garcia Bernal? [PopSugar]
• Look who is playing kissy face. [A Socialite's Life]
• Kids want Jessica Alba to teach them a thing or two. [Junkiness]
• If were really gonna do this, can we not omit the animal cracker scene? [BWE]
• Mischa Barton topless, now in video! [Egotastic]
• Yeah, Scarlett probably wants you. [CityRag]
Awwwwwwwwwww. Swoon. When did it become okay to like Ben Affleck again? Pictures like these sort of make me feel back for calling Ben a D-Bag for all those years…and then I remind myself.
[Source]
The Hollywood Film Festival 10th Annual Hollywood Awards took place in LA last night, bringing out stars and randoms alike: Ben Affleck, Jennifer Garner, Ashton and Demi, Lindsay Lohan, Sandra Bullock, Joshua Jackson from Dawson's Creek. Though it always seems slightly strange to have Lohan at events that aren't primarily about nightclubs and/or booze, she is an actress after all.
Penelope Cruz wore a giant, floppy bow tie.
But really…
The Hansons were there, Zach, Isaac, Taylor, all three of them. Mmmmbop.
• I mean, Brad, Angelina, Maddox and Zahara are great, but where the f is Shiloh? [JustJared]
• Melting. Stone. Cold. Heart. [PopSugar]
• Turns out Funny HaHa I'll Take Tara Reid To My Best Friends Wedding becomes a little less funny when she turns out to actually be Tara Reid. [Junkiness]
• You know that picture last week of Vince Vaughn and non-Jennifer Aniston woman? Mmm, yeah, he didnt like that as much as we did. [I'm Not Obsessed]
• Lohan got served, and not in the fun dance off way. [A Socialite's Life]
• Tony Parker's mom and Eva Longoria dressed up like idiots and went shopping. Whee. [DListed]
• Why am I not followed around by my own personal photoshopper? [BWE]
• Jessica Simpson has good taste in music. How ironic. [I'm Not Obsessed]
• Schweeeet socks, Hilary Swank. [ICYDK]
• Mel Gibson's gorefest Apocalypto totally needs some Zach Braffication. [BWE]
• But do they polygraph Paris when she calls in with gossip about herself? [Jossip]
• 50 Cent is mad at Oprah for not inviting him onto her show. He also heard that she gave a friendship bracelet to Nas and invited Diddy for a sleepover. [Junkiness]
• Jennifer Garner looks hot, for Africa of course. [PopSugar]
• Purses. Celebrity Purses. Purses you cannot afford. [CityRag]
• Is Tara Reid the ghost of Christmas Future for Lindsay Lohan? [A Socialite's Life]
• Meet Carson Daly's personal low point. [DListed]
• Look, Corpse Richie is totally giving Paris Hilton a hand job. [X17]
• Victoria Beckham says she looks terrible naked. I guess it's the price you pay for looking so terrifying in clothes. [DListed]
• Justin Timberlake's most likely straight to video film debut release date has been pushed back again. [PopSugar]
• Ice T's wife brings her best camel toe to VH1's Hip Hop Honors. [Hollywood Rag]
• Jennifer Garner passes baby off to conveniently identical alternative. [Celebitchy]
• Katie Holmes (barely) kept her new mom boobs reined in while in Paris. [CityRag]
• The State is on iTunes. Enjoy. [BWE]
• Pete Doherty has returned home, and by home I mean rehab, but they're really the same thing to him, right? [Junkiness]
• These pictures of Anna Nicole Smith in the brief time she had both her son and her daughter make me incredibly sad and uncomfortable, but if you're into that sort of thing, go ahead and look at some more. [I'm Not Obsessed]
• XTina is still drrrty? But she looks so angelic. [Hollywood Tuna]
• Do not pee on the Cruise compound. I repeat, do not pee on the Cruise compound. [Glitterati]
• Kate Bosworth likes to break the cartilage in her ears. That sounds…healthy. [DListed]
• Violet Affleck is already in contention for the most normal of the new celebrity babies. [A Socialite's Life]
• What the hell kind of doctor is slipping Janet Jackson cocaine? [Yeeeah]
• Not only is The Last Kiss bad, but it's not Zach Braff's fault. Can I still blame him if Brody and Bilson split? [Pajiba]
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