• Lily Allen has been taking cues from Amy Winehouse. [ICYDK]
• Jennifer Lopez doesn't understand why Michael Phelps is getting more attention than her. [Yeeeah]
• Victoria Beckham is offended by accusations that she takes diet pills. Would it be better for us to assume she simply doesn't eat? [INO]
• Lance Bass will show up at any birthday party if there's cameras involved. [DListed]
• People only care about Audrina Patridge if she's wearing a swimsuit. [HT]
• Ashlee Simpson would make a cute pregnant person if she would just take off that stupid hat every once in a while. [PS]
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• If Tom Cruise allowed Katie Holmes to drink alcohol. [CityRag]
• Most bizarre feud ever: Roseanne vs. Angelina Jolie. [INO]
• Tori Spelling reminds us of why plastic surgery isn't always the answer. [Yeeeah]
• When did Lauren Conrad turn into Ashlee Simpson? [PS]
• Malaysia thinks Avril Lavigne is "too sexy." That makes one of us. [ICYDK]
• Jennifer Lopez is training for a triathlon, but we have a feeling this will never come to fruition. [DListed]
Usually we see television shows get adapted for the big screen, and not the other way around. That's why all our favorite cartoons from childhood are the big summer blockbusters starring Shia Labeouf. That's why X-Files had another film, 10 years too late. But someone at ABC just said, "Eff it, let's buy the rights to that awful J-Lo film…..no, the other one…..no, not that one either."
• The latest round of leaked Miley Cyrus photos make us feel like we're on To Catch a Predator. [Yeeeah]
• Mario Lopez looks like a d-bag even when he's just standing still. [INO]
• Jennifer Lopez won't let those pesky twins keep her from starring in box office failures. [DListed]
• There's rumors of childish drama on the set of Gossip Girl. Um, obviously. [PS]
• Jenna Jameson's covered in blood but still working the pole. Commitment. [HT]
• Nevermind, Madonna and Guy Ritchie won't be renewing their vows after all. Let the divorce rumors recommence. [ICYDK]
It's no secret that Jennifer Lopez is one of the biggest divas in Hollywood, but she seems to think she's just misunderstood. Sure you are, J. Despite the fact that a rider demanding an all-white dressing room complete with 100 other inane requirements was made public a long time ago, J.Lo insists she was not responsible:
I think it's easier to make up this type of story rather than tell the truth. Like everybody in this profession, I have a list but I haven't seen mine in years. I'm sure it's got longer without me knowing it. Really, I don't have any special requests, it must be my team's doing. They know my likes and they just want me to be comfortable, but believe me, I'm a nice guest at hotels.
Of course you're a nice guest — who wouldn't be in a room catered specifically to your every whim?
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• Two of the most obnoxious people on the planet doing really good things. [INO]
• We can think of a lot more reasons for Nicole Richie to be sick of Paris Hilton, but this one will suffice. [ICYDK]
• The Simpson sisters drag their significant others along to terrorize Lake Tahoe. [PS]
• Eva Longoria becomes the latest celebrity to — gasp! — show off cellulite. [HT]
• Jennifer Lopez doesn't have nannies because nobody wants to work for her, not because she's an overachieving mother. [DListed]
• Sienna Miller is proud to be The Other Woman. [Yeeeah]
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A Lopez family "source," describing the most believable scene ever:
Jennifer wants to be the perfect mother, but she crumbles if any normal little thing goes wrong. If the twins cry, she thinks it's because she's a bad mom, and bursts into tears herself. Marc had to sit her down and make her understand that she's a good mom and it's normal for babies to cry.
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Cameron Diaz, John Mayer's ex girlfriend, is now dating Paul Sculfor, Jennifer Aniston's ex boyfriend, and Aniston and Mayer are dating each other. Diaz is no longer said to be dating Diddy, who is Jennifer Lopez's ex, but that's neither here nor there. Got it? Good, now stay away from Hollywood. It's a goddamn disgusting petri dish.
Victoria Beckham, Jennifer Lopez, Brooke Shields, Sumner Redstone, Steven Spielberg, Oprah Winfrey, Gayle King, and Kirstie Alley were among the A-listers who attending TomKat's big Beverley Hills housewarming party. Page Six, however, also spotted "all the gays, which was hilarious because Scientology 'cures' gays."
Even though they've now been apart for half a decade — during which time they both found new lovers and had children — Ben Affleck is still asked to discuss his hugely publicized, failed relationship with JLo. Lucky for his interrogators, it seems the actor and budding director suffers fools much more gladly than many other smart people do:
He says, "If I have a big regret, it was doing the ["Jenny from the Block"] video. But that happened years ago. I've moved on."
But Affleck insists he isn't blaming Lopez for his career nosedive: "It not only makes me look like a petulant fool (to blame Lopez), but it surely qualifies as ungentlemanly? For the record, did she hurt my career? No."
The problem with the term "beautiful girl" is that girls are rarely, if ever, beautiful. Girls are pretty and girls are cute — and that's fine because there's a time and place for cute (the age 16 and prom, respectively) — but they're not beautiful. Women are beautiful. Women are sexy.
We're reminded of how many people ignore that important distinction around this time every year: the lad mag "Hot List" season, when Maxim et al group together the names of every sad, drunk, Botoxed, sutured, bleached, commodified and infected girl in Hollywood and try to pretend the resultant stable has sex appeal. We're sick of it, so we've compiled our own lineup of truly beautiful women. Feel free to suggest additions or complain.
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Scarlett Johansson wasted no time in debuting her engagement ring from fiancé Ryan Reynolds at last night's Costume Institute Gala at NYC's Metropolitan Museum of Art. Pretty much every celebrity you can imagine was in attendance (except for Reynolds), and 95 percent of the wardrobe choices made our heart cry.
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Alas, despite reports to the contrary, Jennifer Lopez's upcoming "reality program" is not a reality program at all, according to People magazine.
Instead, the show, airing on TLC, is going to be a very elaborate commercial for Lopez's upcoming fragrance. People shut off from the world enough to tune should not expect to get a glimpse into Lopez's life as a married mother of new twins, but rather to learn about the intricacies of "the creation, production and eventual launch" of a branded perfume. It's marketing and consumerism pawned off as entertainment and, unfortunately, it's reality.
At right is Latarian Milton, a seven-year-old boy from South Florida who was in hot water recently after stealing his grandmother's Dodge Durango and joyriding around town with a friend of his, also seven. Milton drove through a Costco parking lot and up and down some main roads before crashing into a sign on the sign of the road, in the process running over a couple mailboxes and hitting several parked and moving cars. Nobody was hurt and Milton is now the talk of his small town.
When a local newsman asked Milton why he took the car, our new hero proclaimed, "I wanted to do it because it's fun—it's fun to do bad things … I wanted to do hoodrat stuff with my friend."
After hearing about the $10,000 bassinets and cashmere onesies lavished onto JLo and Posh Spice's velvet-bottomed brats, it's nice to know there's still some real badass kids in the world evening things out.
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BECAUSE WHAT AMERICA NEEDS IS ANOTHER REALITY SHOW "Jennifer Lopez is about to open her personal life for a new television series on TLC, the cable channel announced Wednesday. The singer and new mom to twins will co-executive produce, co-create and star in the 'docu-series,' which focuses on how Lopez juggles her career — including launching a new fragrance — with motherhood."
MANY THINGS WRONG "Jennifer Lopez wants to Tom Cruise to be godfather to her newborn twins. The ‘Jenny From The Block’ singer — who gave birth to son Max and daughter Emme on February 22 — has convinced husband Marc Anthony to give Tom the role despite their differences in religious beliefs. Tom, a devout follower of the mysterious religion of Scientology; Lopez and Anthony Catholic. … Tom … has already showered the twins with gifts. The actor reportedly spent around $200,000 on designer christening outfits for Max and Emme … "
Mariah Carey, who is currently in the UK promoting her new album, has been known to be quite the diva when it comes to making demands.
• This week during her trip overseas, Mariah rented out all the penthouses in her London hotel to ensure her absolute privacy.
• In 2005, she had her assistants prepare for her arrival at a London hotel by rolling out a red carpet lined with white candles. During the wait, she was driven around in her limo.
• After accepting a role in the upcoming independing film Tennessee, she was told budget constraints required her to travel to the set on an economy-class ticket. She happily obliged and then purchased every economy seat on the flight so she could travel alone in the cabin. CONTINUED »
Jennifer Lopez and dusty husband Marc Anthony got a $6 million payday when they gave People magazine exclusive photo rights to their new twins. It was an absurd amount of money paid to absurd people for an absurd reason, and guess what: it's already being absurdly spent.
Lopez is now the proud, shameful owner of $2.6 million earrings, which, if you don't know, are just tiny things that dangle off the wearer's earlobes. This is our world.
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