Dancing With the Stars' Cheryl Burke took to the Ellen DeGeneres Show today to address the idiots who are calling her fat:

I was like, maybe I should just starve myself for four weeks just so people would shut up. But at the end of the day … I'm an athlete. I like to eat, I like to work out, and I like to feel healthy, and I feel healthy.

There is so much pressure — especially starting younger and younger — for girls to think they have to look a certain way. They're making themselves sick. … You don't have to be a size zero to be beautiful.

This is what everyone says all the time, but evidently it bears repeating because people still aren't getting it.

Miley Cyrus shut down Disneyland Sunday in celebration of her 16th birthday … which is on Nov. 23. Why she wanted to celebrate seven weeks early is beyond us, but the teenager has more money than any of us will see in our lifetimes, so who are we to argue with her logic? The party featured a performance by father Billy Ray Cyrus and four songs from Miley. This sounds awful.

Guests in attendance included Miley's 20-year-old boyfriend Justin Gaston, David Archuleta, Steve Carell, Jennie Garth, Cindy Crawford and Jennifer Love Hewitt. We just lost a bunch of respect for JLH, because the other celebs have children — what was her excuse? Tyra Banks was also reportedly at the shindig but wasn't photographed. Um, what? Is Ty Ty OK? We don't believe this for a second. Why would she show up to a 16-year-old's birthday party if there wasn't a photo op in it for her?

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• Josh Groban reminds us why the Emmys should be avoided at all costs. [DListed]

• Introducing LOL Celebrities. [CityRag]

• Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson really love blogging. [PS]

• All the Emmy red carpet photos, because we love judging others. [ICYDK]

• Jennifer Love Hewitt is slowly transforming into a poodle. [INO]

• Mandy Moore flew to Georgia to visit ex-boyfriend DJ AM after he survived that fatal plane crash. [Yeeeah]

• Solange Knowles manages to be more obnoxious than most celebrity siblings. [DListed]

• Apparently the "turn to the side and hope Us Weekly does a good Photoshop job" diet doesn't stick. [Yeeeah]

• Jessica Simpson seriously needs to stop talking about Tony Romo. [PS]

• A new tell-all is in the works called Stalking Britney — or, as we like to call it, In Touch. [ICYDK]

• Heidi Montag continues to willingly be the butt of America's jokes. [HT]

• We disagree with this list of the top 10 funniest movies of all time. [INO]

Remember way back in November when Jennifer Love Hewitt suddenly became relevant again thanks to a charming TMZ post criticizing her weight? And then JLH notoriously shot back that "a size 2 is not fat"? Well, evidently she still thought she could stand to lose a few pounds and then brag about it to Us Weekly. As you do. The actress claims she lost 18 pounds, but we have a hard time believing that.

• Check out Kobe throwing a towel in that woman's face! Humiliating and hilarious. [DListed]

• Apparently, Ashton Kutcher still "acts." Who knew? [PS]

• Carmen Electra doing what she does: sitting, smiling and exposing. [HT]

• Who is keeping Ghost Whisperer on the air, and is Ghost Whisperer their only friend? [INO]

• "Mary Kate Olsen's Awful Plastic Surgery" [CityRag]

• Carrie Bradshaw was a total copycat! [ICYDK]

• "Big Butts En Vogue in Ivory Coast" [SH]

• Angelina Jolie is in Iraq! No, not fighting. [Jossip]

• Aretha Franklin's R-E-S-P-E-C-T-I-N-G her body with a new fitness program. [DListed]

• Vince Vaughn takes some time off of drinking, smoking and whoring to work. God bless him. [PS]

• Lindsay Lohan says "fuck you." [HT]

• Javier Bardem went crazy because of a weird haircut. Maybe he's not as cool as we thought he was. [ICYDK]

• Jennifer Love Hewitt's fiancé doesn't care if you think she's fat. [INO]

• "Shiloh Jolie-Pitt Kidnapping Scare" [Yeeeah]

• Street art. Enjoy. [CityRag]

Don't ever, ever, ever make this face while doing charity work with the homeless. Even if you aren't saying, "This hobo is stinky and unpleasant," it looks like you are, and nobody wants grilled chicken from a judgmental jerk.

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• More from everyone's favorite old codger, Pat Robertson. This time on the West Coast's "gay agenda." [Queerty]

• Possibly maybe. [DListed]

• Where were you when Britney shaved her head? It's like our generation's Kennedy assassination. [PS]

• Moratorium on "baby bump" in '08, kay? [INO]

• Guy Ritchie's new flick bombs. And this one doesn't even star his wife. [ICYDK]

• The toys of Whoville! [CityRag]

• Jennifer Love Hewitt is not doing Playboy.

• HA! Why are losers who take their jewelry seriously always the ones who want the most respect? [SH]

• Best rumor of the day. [DListed]

• Remember when the black guy called the gay guy the f-word and everyone was all, "Fire him!"? Barely, right? Well, that was this year. [PS]

• This moron! [HT]

• Not fat, pregnant. [ICYDK]

• Another purse that looks like many purses before it. Wow! [INO]

• Madonna raises her children to be healthy and not materialistic. Let her have it with your contempt! [Yeeeah]

• Santa is scary. [CityRag]

The Today Show this morning invited on Janice Dickinson, the self-proclaimed "world's first supermodel," to speak about the controversial Jennifer Love Hewitt photos currently sweeping the Internet.

Dickinson defended Hewitt, whom, upon the release of the pictures, many branded as fat, calling her "healthy." "You want to see someone who's fat," she said, "Tyra Banks is fat." Ha!

This could get bad (good?).

• Sorry, iTunes hasn't yet picked up this track, but feel free replay this song to your hateful heart's content. [Queerty]

• Movie stars are now doing what our government won't. What a wonderful world. [Source]

• Keanu Reeves keeping up that stellar Point Break physique. [PS]

• With luck, she'll pump her lips so full of garbage she won't be able to move them. [HT]

• Kate Moss en Mexico. No es muy interesante. [ICYDK]

• Scott Weiland's back on the sauce. [ICYDK]

• Jennifer Love Hewitt: "A size 2 is not fat!" True! [Yeeeah]

• Moms! Am I right? [Queerty]

• Owen Wilson moves on, but not to worry, scorned woman: We hear he's a bit unstable. [DListed]

• Mollygood editor Cord Jefferson profiled the Wu-Tang Clan for the latest issue of Filter magazine. Pick it up if the samurai poets changed your life, too. If you're not into them, shame, but you can read the David Byrne interview. [Filter]

• Daisy Fuentes? Is it 1994? [CityRag]

• Anna Wintour? [PS]

• Jennifer Love Hewitt is a real woman and people are angry about it! [HT]

• Dancing With the Stars victor tastes real fame and immediately dumps his fianceé. [ICYDK]

• Pushing Mad Weight and the City. [INO]

• Here, Joe Simpson comes very close to pimping his daughter. [Yeeeah]

• Too beautiful to be a nanny? [ICYDK]

• Odds are these guys live about 30 seconds from my old apartment in LA. Viva New York City! [Defamer]

• Jennifer Love Hewitt cries when watching herself because she's so moved. No shit, she actually said that. Seriously. [DListed]

• Fergie's high-waist (waste?). [HT]

• Kevin Federline is going to be on television for something other than a lawsuit. It's a step. [Yeeeah]

• Match the celebrities to their living accessories. [CityRag]

Unsurprising: Jennifer Love Hewitt now does bra commercials.

Surprising: Ghost Whisperer is still on the air.

More after this jump.

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• What are you guys, fucking Wilson from Home Improvement? [ONTD]

• It's gross, but keep in mind that it could have been much grosser. [DListed]

• I can't resist a Vada Sultenfuss reference. [BWE]

• Want an iPod signed by Britney Spears? No? Just think of it as a slightly damaged iPod, then. Now you want it. [INO]

• Love Hewitt shilling for Hanes. [ICYDK]

• How does someone with such an easy target of a name (Nick La-gay, Dick Lachey, Dick La-gay) not learn how to verbally defend themselves in 6th grade? [Jossip]

• That's an interesting outfit. I'm sorry you spilled steak grease all over it. [ICYDK]

• Clooney being kind in public. [DListed]

• I guess those fuckers from The Hills really are fuckers. On camera, even! Look for the phrase "overly large girly bits." Flattering! [TheBosh]

• Drew Barrymore signed on to produce "He's Just Not That Into You." Gag me with a bullshit book. [PopSugar]

• Angelina Jolie will be in the Sin City prequel, clearly taking time out for the kids. [Glitterati]

• For Tarantino, it's the little things, like the way she says "cocksucker." [Jossip]

• Who coulda guessed that Toluca Lake wouldn't take kindly to the Three Six Mafia moving in? [ASL]

• The winner of "Most Creative" in the YouTube awards. It's brilliant, but let's not forget that it owes a lot to a very worthy predecessor. [People]

• A male singer wanted Sean Stewart's body. I guess he thought he was sexy and he wanted to let him know. [Queerty]

• A perfectly reasonable 50 foot robot request from the always pragmatic Michael Jackson. [DListed]

• If you can see the PIN number you'll have access to literally hundreds of dollars from the Party of Five fortune. [IDLYITW]

• It's better for to be humping Blunts than smoking them. Whatever it takes, Linds. [HR]

• Fake boobs, real princess. [HT]

• In some cultures, being locked in a Victoria's Secret with Britney Spears for all eternity is hell. [Defamer]