
When Miley Cyrus was chosen to host the Teen Choice Awards, which was filmed last night and will air tonight, we're unsure whether or not the producers expected her to hog the spotlight as much as she obviously did. Judging from the pictures, she treated the entire awards show like one of her infamous YouTube videos, including her BFF Mandy in most of her bits and ruining a perfectly good LL Cool J performance.
In other news, Dwight graced the show with his presence, Mariah continued to use a glitter microphone, Arcuhleta's dad still won't go away — and when did Chace Crawford become so good-looking?
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THE HOLLYWOOD BABY BOOM CONTINUES "Rebecca Romijn and Jerry O'Connell will soon be on double diaper duty. Us Weekly has learned that Romijn, 35, and O'Connell, 34, are expecting twins this winter. A spokesman for the couple confirmed the news Monday morning."
Guess who turned 30 years old over the weekend! Give up? It's this beautiful human being at left.
Perez Hilton celebrated what he called his "Quinceanera Part 2" at the Beverly Wilshire Hotel — yes, the Beverly Wilshire actually let this man on the premises. Don't ask us why.
In honor of this special occasion, "friends" of Perez showed up to take pictures on the red carpet and make nice with the man who could potentially ruin their reputations. The typical famewhores were in attendance, including Speidi, Nick Cannon, Jerry O'Connell and Harvey Levin … but Marc Jacobs? We are disappointed in you.
And Kim Vo, bless his heart, has taken the Britney failure a lot harder than expected. It's OK that you couldn't fix that tranny mess, honey — her hair is something that can only be tamed by Ken Paves. That doesn't mean you need to show up with "Viva Perez" sharpie'd on your shirt.

Last evening marked the 59th Annual Emmy Awards (which I've heard were unyieldingly boring). Although they remain one of the least merit-based awards in history, the Emmys are one of the sharpest, and that should count for something.
After the jump, the gowns! Oh, the gowns!
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• Is it ironic, post-modern or just terrible to intensely Photoshop a woman who's made it very clear she's comfortable with her weight? [DListed]
• No cheezburger had here. [HT]
• Another one bites the meth. (Remember, kids: You can't live down meth addiction.) [ICYDK]
• I'd prefer eggs, but oranges will do. [INO]
• Kat Von D rehashes the mistakes she's had permanently inked into her thighs. [CityRag]
• A court of law has deemed Britney Spears a worthy mother in what will come to be known as the "Gum is Food Ruling of 2007." [Yeeeah]
• "Then why didn't they call the police when I supposedly punched the girl in the face and hit her in the head with a bottle?" Good point, Pac Man. Have you considered law school? [BWE]


