There's no amount of money in the world that would make us sit through the American Music Awards (OK, that's not entirely accurate), so instead of a write-up of the snooze-fest, here's an exhaustive collection of photos. From the looks of things, Miley Cyrus once again made the entire event all about her (and her 16th birthday, which she's been celebrating for the past few months). Surprise, surprise.

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When Miley Cyrus was chosen to host the Teen Choice Awards, which was filmed last night and will air tonight, we're unsure whether or not the producers expected her to hog the spotlight as much as she obviously did. Judging from the pictures, she treated the entire awards show like one of her infamous YouTube videos, including her BFF Mandy in most of her bits and ruining a perfectly good LL Cool J performance.

In other news, Dwight graced the show with his presence, Mariah continued to use a glitter microphone, Arcuhleta's dad still won't go away — and when did Chace Crawford become so good-looking?

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For our readers who are under the age of 13 and living in 2004: Jesse McCartney, in what we can only imagine is a lame attempt at getting back in the spotlight, has announced that he is looking for love on the Internet. Why is he so desperate to find love? The kid is 20 years old. We weren't trolling for love on dating sites at that age. We stuck to Craig's List.

The 20-year-old has joined the Jewish dating site jdate.com — even though he isn’t Jewish! 'One of my best buddies is a conservative Jew and his sister had met her boyfriend on JDate,' he explains. 'I actually hadn’t heard of it before. He was like, "You should try JDate." There are a lot of different people of all religious backgrounds on that site.'

For all five Jesse fans out there, his username is jbagel07. Good to see he stuck with Jewish stereotypes.

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Remember that guy? No? It's Jesse McCartney, who used to be popular with the tweens for a couple months back in 2004. He showed up at a Grammy swag event to pose for pictures along with the likes of Lisa Rinna and Debbie Matenopoulos. You know it's a hopping party when Debbie shows up to make things awkward.

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