• Joe Scarborough accidentally dropped the f-bomb live on the air this morning. Housewives across America are traumatized, or something. [DListed]
• Angelina Jolie: Still better at life than the rest of us. [ICYDK]
• Because everyone needs an extensive knowledge of Britney Spears' tattoos. [CityRag]
• Lindsay Lohan celebrated the holiday launch of her leggings line by not wearing leggings for the first time in years. [PS]
• Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel continue to look like miserable human beings. [INO]
• Sienna Miller and Balthazar Getty have officially broken up. We can't imagine what could have possibly gone wrong. [Yeeeah]
• Miley Cyrus' hanger-on boyfriend might be just a little bit gay. [DListed]
• Sarah Jessica Parker spent $250 on a pair of two-tone Chanel pantyhose. Just like us! [Yeeeah]
• Jessica Biel has decided to dabble in singing, because that always works out so well for actresses. [ICYDK]
• Tila Tequila is still alive and slutting it up. [HT]
• Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie will get married when their children ask them to. Wait, whatever happened to waiting for the gays? [INO]
• Beyonce is Sasha Fierce. Also: Delusional. [PS]
Justin Timberlake is pulling out all the stops while campaigning for Barack Obama, even remixing his No. 1 hit, "Dick in a Box." Yeah, we know the song was just an SNL sketch, but it is way better than anything else Justin put out post-'NSync.
Sure, his off-the-cuff rendition of "Vote in a Box" is slightly humorous, but he still just oozes cockiness and makes us want to punch him in the face. Sorry, J.
• This guy farted on a cop. [DListed]
• Sharon Stone didn't lose custody of her kids — not that anybody was really concerned in the first place. [INO]
• Nude photos of Salma Hayek skinny-dipping for her latest movie, if that's your thing. [CityRag]
• Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel look like the unhappiest couple on earth. [PS]
• 90210 actress Shenae Grimes' reaction to being called too thin? "Shake it off baby!" Um, incorrect. [ICYDK]
• Wait, Jennifer Lopez and Victora Beckham aren't BFFs? But they were holding hands and everything! [Yeeeah]
• Pam Anderson appeared on Big Brother in Australia because evidently "we don't have it in America." Except … we do. [DListed]
• Will Smith and Jada tell each other ahead of time if they want to have sex with other people. Ooookay. [INO]
• Jessica Biel doesn't really care about marrying Justin Timberlake. That's good, because neither do we. [PS]
• If the world needs one thing, it's more wax statues of Miley Cyrus. [ICYDK]
• Amy Winehouse reportedly flashed her husband, Blake Incarcerated, while visiting him in prison. Blake then requested a longer sentence. [Yeeeah]
• Lauren Conrad almost has a Britney/Paris/Lindsay moment. [HT]
Someone made the mistake of telling Jessica Biel that people are interested in what she has to say, because the actress took to MySpace to begin her foray into blogging. Lucky for us, People was sure to report on Jessica's Internet debut in the most condescending way possible: "She adds: 'Plus, I only have four friends and am in dire need of more. Just kidding, I have six.' (Actually, she has three, according to her private profile.)" Ooh, burn.
But the most exciting part of reading celebrity MySpace rants is definitely the comments section, which always attracts the creepy Internet predators. Jess can give herself a pat on the back, because she earned the love of Bill, a 62-year-old male who really has no business being on MySpace, much less trolling the blogs of young actresses. We wouldn't have picked on Bill, but he made the mistake of confessing his love for her and then saying, "This is my first ever comment on a Blog and it was a pleasure to do this on yours." Good luck with your stint in jail, Bill.
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• Gerard Butler is searching for his "dream girl" who he says disappeared during a date a few years ago. OK, fine. It was me. [ICYDK]
• Rich people have problems, too: Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel fight over refrigerator space. [INO]
• Blake Lively's puppy is not above peeing on her owner, now matter how famous she may be. [PS]
• Janet Jackson manages to look both comfortable and uncomfortable at the same time. [SH]
• Mario Lopez on Eva Longoria: "We never dated. Unfortunately. We met a long time ago, and she was always with somebody or I was with somebody." Not like that's stopped him before. [DListed]
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• This is the best thing we've ever seen on YouTube. That's not hyperbole. Ever. It's perfect. [Queerty]
• Dog the Bounty Hunter doesn't hate niggers, he just don't want his kids dating no niggers because he's afraid one of them niggers might hear him saying nigger, and then they'd go running their nigger mouth to the Enquirer and he loses his business. See how that's not racist? [DListed]
• More charity balls for Africa! I hope they appreciate all the hard work everyone's doing for them. [PS]
• Celebrity fairy tales (besides their real lives). [INO]
• Woman sues Paris Hilton for "stealing her style." We're watching the world fall apart, people! Ain't it exciting? [ICYDK]
• Milk still hasn't come up with a better marketing plan? [HT]
• Owen Wilson finding reason to live with Jessica Simpson. [Yeeeah]
• Hollywood monster Photoshop. [CityRag]
• Topanga dated gay Lance Bass before he admitted to anyone he was gay. Surely he knew, and maybe she did, too. So many secrets! [DListed]
• Sidney Poitier is perfect. No debate. [PS]
• Back together! [INO]
• Prison Break spin-off? Busting out Lane? [ICYDK]
• Kim Kardashian doing Playboy. A regression, no? [HT]
• Horror opera with Paris Hilton? Greenlight! And burn some money, too, just for fun. [Yeeeah]
• Goose! [CityRag]
Ignore James Van Der Beek and guess who's taking beers to the face like an authentic collegiate binge drinker.
This is the subject heading that accompanied these photos: "Justin & Jessica (Justin so wants to hit our photog)." So being hated is now a point of pride? Perez Hilton, how you've shaped our world.
After the jump, more of the couple in Toronto.
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Today, Page Six rats on Justin Timberlake:
Watch out, Jessica Biel - Justin Timberlake's womanizing ways haven't changed. Spies spotted the notorious flirt "sitting with a bronze-skinned brunette with long brown hair all night at a cocktail table near the dance floor" at an HBO party on the roof of the Tribeca Grand.
Sitting! He was sitting with her? That bastard!
Were this high school, Page Six would be the meddling, heavy best friend of Jessica Biel, the one who gives her hugs that last a few beats too long.
Despite all reason, the skit-cum-YouTube sensation "Dick in a Box" was nominated for an Emmy award. Let's hope it loses and is quickly forgotten so that those of us who didn't really see the hilarity in the first place won't once again be subjected to omnipresent, amateur renditions by drunk bar heros with very little imagination.
Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel after the jump. Dick's in the pants.
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Proving what a great friend he is, Justin Timberlake asked former band mate Lance Bass and his new boyfriend Pedro Andrade to leave his restaurant opening before him, thereby distracting the paparazzi while he and girlfriend Jessica Biel slipped away unencumbered. As Bass is much less successful than Timberlake, and therefore sheepish and obedient to him, he obliged. That's what friends who are terrified of crossing you are for.
More of the getaway under here.
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Thank God those rumors of TRL being canceled never came to fruition. Just look at the comedic genius they continue to daily put forth. Impressive, no?
It's completely understandable that best friends want to help each other out, and it's quite generous of you to set aside your life to aid your much more successful buddy on his personal path to glory. But at some point, in the pit of your stomach, doesn't "assistant" start to feel more like "tag-along"?
More after the jump.
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Last evening, everyone from Samuel L Jackson to Dane Cook (yeesh) turned out for the annual MTV Movie Awards, that glorious time of year when the network transforms itself from being simply a constant commercial for bad pop culture into a vastly more obvious constant commercial for bad pop culture.
Highlights of the evening included very high-minded comedy like a fat guy chasing Sarah Silverman (brilliant!) to Will Ferrell and Sacha Baron Cohen kissing (I mean, men kissing—can you believe it?).
The most inexplicable photo grouping of the night must be Chris Tucker, Victoria Beckham and Bruce Willis, whose mere proximity to one another must have led to a completely unnecessary picture. I guess it's up to you to name the star, the has-been and the never-was.
PS Megan Fox, the awe-inducing beauty from Transformers, will be the new "it" girl. I'm calling "it."
There's a lot more pictures after this jump.
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Justin Timberlake's ex, Cameron Diaz, and current girlfriend, Jessica Biel, will both be attending the upcoming MTV Movie Awards, and MTV's production staff is frantically racing about in an attempt to prevent the two from crossing paths. Producers are hoping to avoid a repeat of the Golden Globes fiasco, when Diaz had a public meltdown.
"Everyone is determined to keep Cam and Jess far apart," said our insider. And Timberlake isn't helping by keeping mum as to how he'll walk the carpet, solo or with Biel.
"It's becoming a big deal because the girls both want very separate arrival times," said our source. "Nobody knows who Cameron is going to bring, if anyone. But if Jessica walks with Justin, Cameron will want to bring a date. If Jessica goes alone, Cam will probably walk alone. It's a mess."
Diaz, who is accustomed to being at the top of the A-list, wants to avoid the "humiliation" of having an earlier arrival time than Biel at the MTV event.
Asked their feelings on the issue, a group of 8th grade girls told Mollygood exclusively, quote, "It sounds like everyone's being immature bitches."
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