HE WAS MEANT FOR HER, AND SHE WAS MEANT FOR HIM "Jewel's a newlywed. The singer and her longtime boyfriend, rodeo champion Ty Murray, eloped to the Bahamas and exchanged vows in a private ceremony Thursday night … 'She wore a traditional wedding gown, while Ty wore his favorite blue jeans, white shirt and cowboy hat …"

• This girl's going to be famous, for the gays say it's so. Know her. [Queerty]

• Hallmark sends a "Screw You, You're an Idiot" card. Those are hard to find. [DListed]

• Joaquin Phoenix earning his keep as much as an actor can earn their keep. [PS]

• Jewel Breast Watch '07. [HT]

• Christina Ricci's hair looks like a cute li'l helmet. [INO]

• Lindsay Lohan will do a turn on Ugly Betty as a restaurant employee. Prescient? [ICYDK]

• Conan O'Brien's stalker is so much better than Jay Leno's stalker. [Yeeeah]

• Some bracelet of a famous person. Yay. [CityRag]