There's no amount of money in the world that would make us sit through the American Music Awards (OK, that's not entirely accurate), so instead of a write-up of the snooze-fest, here's an exhaustive collection of photos. From the looks of things, Miley Cyrus once again made the entire event all about her (and her 16th birthday, which she's been celebrating for the past few months). Surprise, surprise.
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Marky Mark had his panties all in a funky bunch last night on Jimmy Kimmel Live, still pissed about that Saturday Night Live sketch where Andy Samberg impersonated him talking to animals.
After Kimmel plays some of the video, Wahlberg, with absolutely no trace of humor whatsoever says, "When I see that kid, I'm going to crack that big f–king nose of his."
You'd think growing up on the tough streets of Boston with a third nipple would have given Mark a little bit of training with chilling the eff out.
THIS WARMS OUR HEART "Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman are back together. 'They're taking it slow,' says a source. 'They're on the road back to being together again.' The comedians, who ended their five-year relationship in July, have recently been spotted on dates on both coasts."
SHOCK JOCK GETS THE GIRL "Howard Stern and his longtime girlfriend Beth Ostrosky were married in New York City on Friday night, according to guests who attended the celebration. The guest list for the wedding, held at the restaurant Le Cirque, included Joan Rivers, Barbara Walters, Billy Joel and wife Katie Lee, Jimmy Kimmel, Sarah Silverman and Stern's radio co-host, Robin Quivers. Stern, 54, and Ostrosky, 36, were joined in a ceremony officiated by Mark Consuelos, the husband of Kelly Ripa, who also attended. Billy Joel sang two songs, and Chevy Chase delivered a raunchy roast, said one guest."
About a month has passed since the Olympics and Michael Phelps' celebrity is still holding its own — but the appeal of NBC's dolphin boy has already started to wane. Take, for example, this spoof of Grey's Anatomy, featuring the new Dr. McSwimmy. It's cute, sure, but there's only so much a guy with really bad speaking and acting skills can do to stay relevant. Which is why he should look into adopting the "be seen and not heard" policy.
These celebrity-Muppet comparisons are like every Muppet movie after Muppets Take Manhattan: Often they don't work, but when they do, they're hilarious
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NOW HE'S FREE FOR MATT DAMON "Late night host Jimmy Kimmel and comic Sarah Silverman have called it quits after five years of dating, reps for the couple confirm to Usmagazine.com. The break up was mutual, a source says."
“This is like, my first big action movie, and this is what I f*cking get. Wow, wow.” That’s Ed Norton in this Jimmy Kimmel clip from last week — the only real bit of press in which the Incredible Hulk star participated.
Joel McHale took a break from The Soup last night to visit Jimmy Kimmel Live and make us laugh for six minutes straight. … And then Bret Michaels had to show up and infect everyone.
The Matt Damon-Jimmy Kimmel feud reaches new levels with the above video. Produced by Kimmel in response to girlfriend Sarah Silverman's "Fucking Matt Damon" song, this clip turns the tables, and with a whole lot of celebrity cameos.
• Big Brother's new "soulmates" concept has turned into an STD fest. (Video NSFW) [DListed]
• Tina Fey will host the post-strike premiere of SNL. You remember SNL? Neither do we. We think it was an ancient show enjoyed by our forefathers. [CityRag]
• Kirstie Alley has stepped down as Jenny Craig's spokesperson. Presumably because Scientology does not believe in weight loss. [People]
• Jimmy Kimmel will get revenge by f***ing Ben Affleck. Can we get in on that? [Us]
• Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard: Classy and classier. [INO]
• For as much drama as Diddy gets himself into, he't not the best with excuses. [TMZ]
• Lindsay Lohan's whorish charms don't impress Clint Eastwood. [OK!]
• This girl has the mark of the beast. [BWE]
Last night Sarah Silverman appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live and told Kimmel, her boyfriend of five years, that she was cheating on him with his archenemy, Matt Damon. Who knew? And who knew Matt Damon was funny?
We don't care that you saw Mr Big at Starbucks. Everyone sees Mr Big at Starbucks, and that place burns the hell out of their coffee before charging you too much for it. But this we like: "Barack Obama is in my building talking to editorial. Sexy. He looks like he's got a big one." Duh! All black guys do!
Keep up the "citizen journalism," New York. And suck a big one, Kimmel.
• HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA(I'm so sad inside)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! [YT]
• Want a new reason to not cheat on your wife? [ONTD]
• The Office rundown. Best addition was the black guy. No doy! [BWE]
• God forbid this guy have a hair out of place. [PopSugar]
• Dude, 's no big deal if you're a dad. This isn't fucking Maury. [Glitterati]
• You don't like child molestation jokes, don't come to dinner at my place. [Jossip]
• Kimmel caught bullshitting. Man Show? More like hypocrite pussy show. [NYP]
• Tracy Morgan going Martin Lawrence on a Texas morning show, sans handgun ("Somebody gonna get pregnant!"). [DListed]
• Enough with the Carmen Electra. Seriously. [HT]
• Barba proves that, when failed by mediocre talent, you gotta start exploiting your boobs. [Egotastic]
• Jennifer Hudson's getting married. Say, "We want prenup!" [Celebitchy]
• Jay-Z should use all his fucking money to buy pants that fit. [ICYDK]
• Even Kimmel hates Leto. [ASL]
• Aguilera drinking to prove she's not pregnant. Hmmmm. Better than drinking so that she won't be pregnant. [Glitterati]
• Some calloused bitches are accusing some other calloused bitches of acting extra calloused for the cameras. [NYT]
That proverbial train wreck Andy Dick was forcibly removed from Jimmy Kimmel's set recently after he got too grabby with Ivanka Trump. How this dude has avoided court ordered rehab is beyond me, especially considering that he's always flipping the hell out.
Quick aside: the other night, Andy Dick sneaked up to my friend at a bar, slipped his finger into his butt-crack at a bar and then stirred his drink with it. EWWWWWWWWWWW!
PS The security team at Jimmy Kimmel Live might be the least intimidating heavies around.They look like they're gonna throw their backs out at any minute.
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