The celebrities are evidently hibernating thanks to the descent of winter, so instead of boring you with news of Full House's Stephanie Tanner's divorce or Travis Barker's lawsuit against the makers of the plane that crashed a couple months ago or Jessica Simpson's lame reaction to becoming an aunt, here's a riveting video of a cat on a Roomba. Happy weekend!

• Above is the video for "The People," the first single off Common's new album Finding Forever. If you know what's good for your ears and mind you'll a. go buy this record (another hit!) and b. go buy this magazine, in which Mollygood editor Cord Jefferson and Common discuss hip hop, love and selling out.

• It's been a bad day for little people. [DListed]

• Still got it! [HT]

• "Herpin" is an unfortunate surname, huh? It's almost as bad as "Wharton" and "Aidsin." [ICYDK]

• Diva Star Jones didn't lose weight through diet and exercise. Really shocked that she took the shortcut. Wow. [Yeeeah]

• Why wasn't Tom Cruise mentioned? [CityRag]

• "It's actually quite complicated, I just make it look easy." [NYT]

I guess the idea behind this is that if nobody's laid eyes on you in years, it's best to let them see a whole lot of you as soon as you start getting invited to parties again.