Joey Fatone, once a member of the insanely popular boy band 'NSync, has now been relegated to opening a new public restroom in NYC's Times Square. We … have no words.

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Hot on the heels of New Kids on the Block, Lance Bass teased girls across America with the possibility of an *NSYNC reunion in the near future.

'We're definitely itching to do some music. … We've always discussed it. It's always a possibility and we still owe some records to the record companies.'

'I want like the seriousness of the possibility,' Nancy [O'Dell] asked of the reunion actually happening.

'The seriousness is good,' Lance said. 'I'm serious! … [But] it's gonna be hard to get Justin [Timberlake] to calm down and get off tour. He has not stopped since our last tour. He's a workaholic.'

Translation: Justin won't participate until he's used up his 15 minutes of fame.

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I don't watch Dancing With the Stars but it's looking like I'll have to this season, thanks to the participation of my former boyfriend, Lance Bass. The official cast was announced today, and it also includes Kim Kardashian, Jeffrey Ross, Cloris Leachman and Susan Lucci.

But enough about the D-listers: Lance has officially been on America's radar for 10 years thanks to *NSYNC's July 1998 Disney special. At right is a clip from the show that made me fall in love. Who knew 10 years later Justin would date and dump Britney Spears, Joey would appear on DWTS and host a karaoke show, JC would judge some dance crew competition, and Chris would completely fall off the planet. Congrats, Lance: You're following the path of all great boy band has-beens.

Noted fashion photographer Nigel Barker put himself through hell at this weekend's Kentucky Derby, where the second-place filly, Eight Belles, was euthanized after breaking both front ankles. It was a tragic ending to a tragic day that was attended by the biggest losers of Hollywood (except, of course, Nigel).

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All hell broke loose at the Horton Hears A Who! premiere Saturday in LA. The movie's tag line — "After all, a person is a person, no matter how small" — attracted a mob of pro-life protesters. Because if there's anyone who needs to quit with the abortions, it's kids under the age of 10.

Jason Wahler then showed up on the red carpet, presumably as a "pro-choice" argument.

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In a world where Backstreet Boys and New Kids on the Block are reuniting, why not 'NSync? JC Chasez confirmed that the band will likely never reunite: "I think everybody's really excited about their own projects. Joey [Fatone] is doing a great job hosting these television shows. Obviously Justin [Timberlake] loves what he does and he's super successful at it, and rightfully so."

And who wouldn't be excited about JC's new project? He's the host of that awful Randy Jackson-hosted show on MTV — something about a dance crew? We watch Rock of Love 2 every Sunday night, but even we won't subject ourselves to that mess.

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The Dallas Cowboys' Roy Williams and Marion Barber probably expected to be in Arizona this weekend under different circumstances, but Jessica Simpson ruined that for them. The boys made the best of their situation by scoring lots of free stuff at the Super Bowl gift lounge. Who needs dignity when you can pose with some free watches you could have bought yourself?

But they weren't the only ones hawking the swag. Joey Fatone, Jordin Sparks, Kevin Sorbo and Wyclef Jean also got in on the ridiculousness. We hope the free Bratz dolls were worth it.

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• I hate sports, but I love sports newscasts that screw up and use any old video of a black guy in a wheelchair for their story on a paralyzed athlete. [BWE]

• Ice T shows his wife the same amount of respect he would any of his stable of whores. [DListed]

• Hey, photo op! Sweet revenge surgery, kid! [HT]

• Kanye West is still bitter about losing at the MTV awards. Apparently his "Graduation" was from kindergarten. Good for you, li'l guy. [ICYDK]

• Yep, sobriety is boring. [INO]

• Joey Fatone lends his nurturing, simple-minded support to Britney Spears. [Yeeeah]

• Fine art, y'all. [CityRag]

In an effort to bolster the ever-assailed decorum of the Internet, MollyGood looks to poetry with Someone Haiku. Each day—using 17 syllables or less—you’re given the opportunity to wax poetic about some piece of flotsam or jetsam that’s washed up on the shores of MollyGood. Hopefully this Zen practice will not only bathe you in self-discovery, but also bring a touch of Eastern class to a global network of information that’s devolved into nothing more than tit websites and provocative MySpace pictures.

Today's winner is ronnie:

Sly Stallone’s growing
wrong organ. People prescribe
gingko biloba

Nice job, ronnie. Though I should mention that Jen would have won had her work been within the syllable constraints.

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