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Haha! Both Senator John Kerry and Vice Presidential nominee Joe Biden accidentally called John McCain George W Bush in their speeches at last night's DNC. Aside from the first syllable, the two Republicans' names sound completely different from one another, but they're JUST SO DAMNED SIMILAR policy-wise, so it's easy to mistake one's creased, warmongering face for the other's.

We really hope neither Biden nor Kerry has to apologize for the "Freudian slips," even though at least one of them was probably intentional. (Hey, we're complete cynics at this point.)

Lace up your jackboots, people; it's now illegal in some parts of America to ask questions! Like, for example, University of Florida's campus, where journalism student Andrew Meyers was arrested after posing a question – albeit a loaded one – to Senator John Kerry. Before being taken away, he's held down by multiple officers and tasered while howling in agony. Wow. The only thing I hate more than guns is feeling like maybe I should buy a gun. Any vacancies, China?

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