There are two sides to all celebrities: The squeaky-clean images forced upon the public by PR reps and their actual personalities. To provide you with a glimpse into the real Hollywood characters are Mollygood’s very own readers, telling tales of celebrity encounters big and small. Up this week: Reader Whitney H.'s family ties to Dave Coulier. CONTINUED »
• Say hello to the cutest kitten of the week: RotoKitty. [CNN]
• Tom Cruise built a special room in his new house so he could "fence" with David Beckham and Will Smith. Mm hmm. [ICYDK]
• Nobody cares about Jamie Lynn's new baby. [DListed]
• Uncle Jesse will finally get his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Also on the list: Cameron Diaz and Tinkerbell. It was a slow year. [INO]
• Poor Tony Parker. [PS]
Two Beverly Hills plastic surgeons recently asked a bunch of people who are unhappy with the way they look what they would consider perfect celebrity features. As if it weren't a disgusting enough enterprise, Star magazine took the project one step further by then using the survey's results to form composite images of what hopeless, narrow motherfuckers believe to be ideal beauty.
At right are artisanal SuperCelebs Star mashed together from the following:
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• Amazing screen graphic: "Don't know what Nas' new album is called? Check out our Dog interview." HA! [SH]
• Who are we to say Heidi Montag will never win an Oscar? Sentient beings, that's who. Now cut the shit, Montag. [DListed]
• This gruesome twosome is still quite a bore. [EBG]
• Television show Chuck was honored last evening. Presumably for even existing. [PS]
• Models modeling. Do you care? [HT]
• If it'll make you feel better about things, you can dress like Cameron Diaz. It's pretty easy. [INO]
• Uncle Jesse involved in a mile high scuffle. [ICYDK]
• Le Call: Le nuevo novia de Owen Wilson. [Yeeeah]
• How do women not know when this is happening? They must know, right? [CityRag]
John Stamos, of being married to that one model fame, was getting kooky during several recent Australian appearances. Everyone not blind says Stamos was drunk, but Stamos' rep says he was—can you guess?—"jet lagged."
The "ER" star was called "bleary-eyed, staggering and slurring," as well as "tired and emotional," by a Sydney newspaper after appearing on several TV shows in a highly disheveled state. Interviewer Kerri-Ann Kennerley noted, "It was a bit like he'd perhaps come from a hotel minibar." In one memorable moment, Stamos likened himself to Elvis Presley and Princess Diana, quipping: "Who else has died?
Who knew the cast of Full House were such cads? This turn in Half Baked made it pretty clear that Bob Saget isn't always G, but Dave Coulier? You oughta know that guy's got a mouth like a sailor!
But who's at home watching Nicky and Alex?!?
Okay, that's enough Full House nerding out. Carry on.
• I can write your MTV VMAs drinking game now. Take a shot every time Jessica Alba gets through a full sentence without messing up. You should be fairly sober at the end. [Just Jared]
• Even Mariah Carey's enormous bussom cannot phase Karl Lagerfeld, especially when he's wearing his ruffled tuxedo shirt of invincibility. [Teddy & Moo]
• Superman Returns may be the most expensive movie ever made. Impressive considering the biggest star associated with it is Kate "Orlando's Plus One" Bosworth. [WWTDD]
• J-Lo is finally pregnant! Oh wait, we already realized no one cares. [A Socialite's Life]
• John Stamos may have boned some of the hottest chicks in Hollywood, but there is no excuse for letting Rebecca Romijn slip away. [I'm Not Obsessed]
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