Thus far, celebrities are a rare sight at the Republican National Convention, presumably because the GOP has in recent years worked hard to eradicate things famous people love, like sex and gays. Anaconda star and hated father John Voight is there, but he's basically just running around by himself, calling Obama a socialist and reminding everyone why his daughter doesn't want him around her kids.

We'll let you know if anyone else shows up. If so, five bucks says it's either a country singer or Chuck Norris.