In his new book on sexual facts, "Where Do Nudists Keep Their Hankies?" just out from HarperEntertainment, Mitchell Simons reveals that Clint Eastwood, David Duchovny, Bruce Willis and Jerry Hall gave up their innocence at 14. Topping them are: Johnny Depp, James Caan and Jon Bon Jovi, who were just 13. Don Johnson was a mere 12. And Sean Connery confessed, "I was 8, but I can't recall with whom."

Eight! Absolutely not! We call bullshit on people who say they lost their virginity before 12. Especially when said people "can't recall with whom." Perhaps Connery's partner lived in Niagra Falls.

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Karaoke komposer Jon Bon Jovi has come forth to admit that he used to smoke marijuana and occasionally deal the stuff while still a young scamp in New Jersey. Skeletons, out of that closet:

"I did the drug thing very young and wised up very young too, because I was into drugs a little too much," he says.

"I was entrepreneurial even then, buying quarter pounds of dope and trying to make a couple of bucks."

He says his drug days came to a fun conclusion when he smoked a joint laced with PCP and hallucinated for months. This is all so shocking. Jersey's seedy? Really?

Cool dads who buy their daughters wine coolers and sneak their sons into strip clubs are usually never cool. Cool dads who feather the fuck out of their graying hair and wear jeweled skull necklaces aren't cool either, but at least their kids won't grow up to be the rapists and sluts of tomorrow.

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