• When they're not armed, gullible people are funny. [CH via CityRag]

• Paris is again trying her hand at singing. Lucky us! [DListed]

• Celebrity Math divides—and then conquers—Dunst. [BWE]

• Tara Reid once again proving why cosmetic surgery is usually wasteful bullshit. [HT]

• Megan Fox pulling a Jessica Simpson. [ICYDK]

• Finally, something besides The Critic for which you can love Jon Lovitz. [Yeeeah]