John McCain's last-ditch effort to garner support from undecided voters was successful on the humor front, but we won't know until tomorrow if it won over enough Americans to get him elected to the White House. He was a good sport, appearing alongside Tina Fey's Sarah Palin and making fun of his own campaign, even admitting the only celebrity endorsements he has are Jon Voight and "Heidi from The Hills." Granted, celebrity endorsements shouldn't matter, but knowing he has a nitwit like Heidi on his side surely won't help.

RICH WHITE MEN COME OUT IN DROVES FOR MCCAIN "McCain's candidacy has activated a new sense of visibility among Hollywood Republicans, who last week held a fund-raiser for the candidate at the Beverly Hilton, drawing such notables as Robert Duvall, James Caan, Jon Voight, Dean Cain, Patricia Heaton, Lionel Chetwynd and Gary Sinise."

• Christina Aguilera's new perfume ad inspires us to vomit. [Yeeeah]

• As of right now Amy Winehouse is back in rehab. Not sure how long that's going to last, but the facility is right next to Blake Incarcerated, which sounds like a bad idea. [INO]

• When Ellen DeGeneres blogs, we listen. [PS]

• Jon Voight has some harsh words for Roseanne. [DListed]

• Heidi Montag is now claiming she's a virgin. Uh, did she forget all those interviews she gave talking about having sex with Spencer — and the infamous Season 2 pregnancy test? [ICYDK]

• The Real World: Brooklyn reportedly sucks, and it hasn't even finished filming yet. We could have told you that. [CityRag]

• This is burning up the Internets. Enjoy, whether it be the first time or the fifth. [BWE]

• Britney eventually showed for that court date. Better late than stupendously negligent. [DListed]

• "Girls Don't Like Boys, Girls Like Guys From TV" [PS]

• Alright, the no underwear thing has to stop. Not funny anymore. Not really funny the first time, either. [HT]

• Awesome giant rock that's not rare at all. [ICYDK]

• False alarm. The Hate Wall of Jolie remains solid. [INO]

• Esquire magazine names Charlize Theron the Sexiest Woman Alive. Knowing that that's how imaginative they are, you can go ahead and cancel your subscription before you even get that issue. [Yeeeah]

• Robert Smith is prettier. [CityRag]

• Heehee, Beyonce's not boobylicious enough for this, baby. [Teddy and Moo]

• Nicole Kidman: Pregnant or suffering from a GI issue. [PopSugar]

• Jon Voight is seriously vying for that "World's Worst Grandfather" mug. [DListed]

• Who owns this dress? I wish it was no one. [Faded Youth]

• How dare one include Tony Danza on the list of Worst Talk Show Hosts Of All time. [BWE]

• No matter how crazy the crazy is, people will always want to throw money at Tom Cruise. Kinda depressing when you think of how little it would take you to get fired and never, ever hired again. [US Weekly]

• Check out (what I hope is only the first of many) Firecrotch Song. [TMZ]

• Did you like any of those Emmy dresses? Do you want to spend lots of money on them (for a good cause, of course) only to realize how f-ing skinny all those hussies really are? Check it out. [CityRag]

• Hilary Duff should watch the background of her photoshoots more carefully. [Goldenfiddle]

• Jon Voight sees no shame in continually exploiting his estranged relationship with daughter Angelina Jolie for press. It's touching, really. [DListed]

• Apparently we haven't suffered enough. There will be at least one more season of A Simple Life. [Faded Youth]

• Natalie Portman is rumored to be in the new Indiana Jones. Maybe she'll get nude there, too. [Egotastic]

• Geez, Tara Reid, would it hurt you to smile? [Teddy and Moo]

• Sienna Miller sinks her meathooks into another costar. This time, its James Franco. [PopSugar]

• Rihanna makes the camel toe look good. [Yeeeah]

Hell, it's a very special day, which is why I am all Jolie-Pitt all the time (only for the moment, I promise this is the last bit until there is actual news. I will not be like Jon Voight, sitting by my phone waiting for my one golden opportunity to glom off my estranged daughter's fame by giving a quote to anyone and everyone who really didn't even ask. Anyway.)

For those of you who are less than thrilled about this birth, and the relationship of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt to begin with, enjoy this short clip of Brad Pitt being hit by a car or two. It is a scene from Meet Joe Black, but you can pretend it's real life, just like Aniston has been doing for the past year.