Twelve years too late, prosecuters have finally cleared JonBenet Ramsey's family in her killing in light of new DNA evidence. Oh, but law enforcement is "deeply sorry." Which makes the fact that the family has been publicly scorned and placed under suspicion all OK.

'To the extent that we may have contributed in any way to the public perception that you might have been involved in this crime, I am deeply sorry,' Boulder County District Attorney Mary Lacy wrote in a letter to the little girl's father, John Ramsey. 'No innocent person should have to endure such an extensive trial in the court of public opinion.'

In an effort to bolster the ever-assailed decorum of the Internet, Mollygood looks to poetry with Someone Haiku. Each day—using 17 syllables or less—you’re given the opportunity to wax poetic about some piece of flotsam or jetsam that’s washed up on the shores of Mollygood. Hopefully this Zen practice will not only bathe you in self-discovery, but also bring a touch of Eastern class to a global network of information that’s devolved into nothing more than tit websites and provocative MySpace pictures.

Today's Someone Haiku winner is fitmt:

god is punishing
stephen for past sins. didn’t
you see biodome?

Lots of points for referencing Biodome, because I did see it, and it scarred me for life.

New one under here.

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• At this point, I just think Jessica Simpson's stylist wants her to look as short and fat as possible. [DListed]

• Also, she may be dating John Mayer, but she hasn't put out yet. Man, it must be awesome to have your friends leeking personal info to gossip rags all the time. [US Weekly]

• Gwen Stefani is boycotting the VMAs because she only won the fashion award last year. And if she sees Kelly Clarkson on the street she's gonna stab a bitch. [Celebitchy]

• I'm gonna go ahead and say it: Jim Carey and Jenny McCarthy are the best maned couple in Hollywood. [Celebrity Nation]

• Michelle Trachtenberg's ass: Soon to be plastered all over the interweb. [Egotastic]

• Listen, guys, Lindsay Lohan is, like, pissed that no one is taking her claims to be completely sober these days seriously. I mean, Harry is, like, even thinking about buying her a dog. [PopSugar]

• Jesus, John Mark Karr just keeps getting creepier. Can't anyone find a reason to keep this guy in jail? Anyone? Beuller? [Junkiness]

Jeeesus, talk about the stomach-turning skeeves. Almost ten years after her death, a man was arrested in Thailand and brought back to the states, confessing that killing JonBenet Ramsey was a mistake. I know this isn't so much celebrity gossip, but the story is totally intriguing. It's amazing to think that even someone like myself, who never had more than a passing interest in the story and was a freshmen in high school when it happened, just assumed it was her parents. It will be incredible to see how this all plays out.

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• There is no discernable reason why you shuld be able to see Bai Ling's crotch from the front while she is just wearing a jean skirt. [Splash]

• Christina wants to work with Bjork, the two of whose combined weight is probably 140 lbs. [OAN]

• …Which is about a trillion times better than working more with Paris' lapdog Scott Storch, with whom Xtina is in a full-on fued. [A Socialite's Life]

• Maybe Jennifer Garner didn't collapse from the heat after all. [Glitterati]

• The men in Britney's life: Always a class act. [People]

• Keanu Reeves better be careful that Winona Ryder doesn't shoplift his heart. [IDLYITW]

• An arrest made in the JonBenet Ramsey case?!? Or, not. [DListed]

• Jennifer Aniston and Kate Hudson are fast friends following Kate's break up. This wouldn't be because of Owen and Vince now, would it ladies? [Faded Youth]

• Is it bad that I didn't really realize Gwyneth Paltrow had left acting? [Jossip]

• Dina Lohan is such a wonderful role model, and Lindsay loves herself the Jackie D's. [Perez]