Big Girls Don't Lie About Being Preggers

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Fergie's mom called into Ryan Seacrest's show this morning to squash rumors that her daughter is pregnant.

She went on to say Fergie and Josh Duhamel's wedding date has not been moved up: "I think people can't believe that people get married because they love each other and not because they're pregnant."

On Fergie's end, she has promised she will never be caught pulling a J.Lo.

It is so stupid. It can be obvious a girl is pregnant but they still deny it. It's as if they want the attention it causes.

I wouldn't be part of all that nonsense.

Agreed; if we were pregnant with Josh Duhamel's baby, we would be shouting it from the rooftops.

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Feb 12, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 3 Responses
Watch Out, Linds

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The celebs came out in droves for UMG's Grammy Celebration; among them was renowned musical genius Lindsay Lohan. Where was her Grammy? "Rumors" is still one of the most beautiful songs of all time. She spent the evening hanging out with the great influences of Hollywood at a venue that was sure to be alcohol- and drug-free.

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Feb 11, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 10 Responses
"Quit Playing With It!"

• What gives with the humping inanimate objects? Is that sexy? [SH]

• "Nice Day For A Meth Face Wedding" [DListed]

• Who's your favorite female celebrity? Related: Why do you have a favorite female celebrity? [PS]

• The first good choice this woman has ever made. [HT]

• For the benefit of those who are reactionary to the point of stupidity, today Will Smith explained that he doesn't like Hitler. [EBG]

Michael Jackson's son beat his delicate face in! [INO]

Paris Hilton's grandfather is a mensch. What happened to her? [ICYDK]

• Ha! [CityRag]

Dec 26, 2007 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 4 Responses

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The worst joke in that torturous one-trick pony Zoolander ("OK, I get it—he's stupid.") was Blue Steel. Aside from being not funny, "the signature look" thing was repetitive and completely absurd. That is, until I saw this photo, which makes me think that people actually do have signature looks. And just like that, dry bit becomes sad, surreal reality.

More signature looks under here.

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Jul 13, 2007 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 23 Responses

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In what must be an effort to sound wasteful and juvenile, Josh Duhamel told Glamour magazine that he had a stripper pole installed in his home and that his literal sellout girlfriend is taking pole dancing lessons.

The hunk not only has the No. 1 movie in the nation, "Transformers," he's just installed a stripper pole at home so live-in girlfriend Fergie can entertain him with a little bump and grind. "Fergie is taking lessons, but she won't get on it until she knows what she's doing, 'cause she doesn't want to look stupid…"

I'm sorry, Josh, but it's much too late for her to avoid looking stupid.

Lots more.

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Jul 11, 2007 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 5 Responses
Odd Pairings at the Worst Show in Town

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Last evening, everyone from Samuel L Jackson to Dane Cook (yeesh) turned out for the annual MTV Movie Awards, that glorious time of year when the network transforms itself from being simply a constant commercial for bad pop culture into a vastly more obvious constant commercial for bad pop culture.

Highlights of the evening included very high-minded comedy like a fat guy chasing Sarah Silverman (brilliant!) to Will Ferrell and Sacha Baron Cohen kissing (I mean, men kissing—can you believe it?).

The most inexplicable photo grouping of the night must be Chris Tucker, Victoria Beckham and Bruce Willis, whose mere proximity to one another must have led to a completely unnecessary picture. I guess it's up to you to name the star, the has-been and the never-was.

PS Megan Fox, the awe-inducing beauty from Transformers, will be the new "it" girl. I'm calling "it."

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Jun 4, 2007 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 3 Responses

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Hey, Josh Duhamel, picking at Fergie's exposed ass crack while in public sure is disgusting, but the way you're looking deeply into her buns makes the whole thing even worse. I hope you know you're just giving everyone else lounging poolside something to talk about when you don't wash your hands when the food arrives. You're gross.

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Mar 7, 2007 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 13 Responses

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Fergie's come out to dispel rumors that she and Josh Duhamel are engaged, and to address speculation she is–or has been–pregnant.

"I've heard that I've been engaged probably about seven times, and pregnant, but I've never been either," she told reporters in Miami on Thursday. "Sorry to disappoint."

The Black Eyed Peas frontwoman, 31, was in town to kick off the pre-Super Bowl Pepsi Smash outdoor concert series at Miami's Dolphin Stadium, where she sang duets with John Legend, Ludacris and Will.i.am. (The concert will air Saturday on VH-1.)

She did say Duhamel, 34, will join her for the weekend in South Florida, and they will compete in a celebrity go-cart race on Saturday at the American Airlines Arena. It's a big race for Duhamel, who won last year. "I want to see if I can maybe beat him," she said.

While she denied most of the rumors about her life, Fergie did confirm one that I have speculated about—that she is, in fact, Dr. Callie Torres from Grey's Anatomy, and that she uses a different name when acting. When asked why she kept this a secret for so long, Fergie said she didn't want to upset the unwaveringly placid on-set nature of the hit show.

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Feb 2, 2007 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 27 Responses

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Are these two keeping their engagement a secret? Thems be the rumors, first kicked off by Life & Style. Supposedly Josh Duhamel proposed to girlfriend Fergie at a Christmas party and she's been hiding the ring – in her handbag! sneaky! – ever since to keep prying eyes off her finger. Though who knew there was so much room in her handbag to stash that 4 carat ring? I would've thought there wouldn't be enough space with all those Depends she's got to keep close.

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Jan 18, 2007 · posted by David Hauslaib, Mollygood · Link · 6 Responses

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• This is the best video ever. Watch it. Love it. Thank god there was no freak gasoline fight that ruined the careers of these strapping young men. [BWE]

• Dude, stop being so wrong, CNN. Madonna's rep denies baby adoption. [Us Weekly]

Cindy Crawford and Pam Anderson take their lucky, lucky men to Hyde. Who knew what a show they'd be in for. [PopSugar]

• Must you, Mariah? [Egotastic]

Christina Milian is cute, has two cute dogs. I'm sure she'd sell you one; I hear she's pretty strapped for cash these days. [The Bastardly]

Mel Gibson is back on the Jesus Juice. [WWTDD]

• An American Idol loser is super vain. Guess which one. [CityRag]

Tom Cruise wants his lady to have strong, strong arms and a toned back. [Yeeeah]

• Stripper shoes on anyone else are suddenly adorable on Christina Aguilera. [Smart]

Mischa and Nicole are sad that they didn't get any attention today, have a fued. [A Socialite's Life]

Oct 4, 2006 · posted by molly · Link · 1 Response

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• Egotastic is still fighting the good fight regarding Teri Hatcher's breasts: they're real, but they're not spectacular. [Egotastic]

• You'd think Tommy Lee vs. Josh Duhamel would go to Duhamel. You would be wrong. [Faded Youth]

Jessica Simpson's breasts and Jessica Alba's ass reign supreme. Though maybe Simpsons breasts will have to fight it out with Johansson's to see who really wins. [WWTDD]

Meni Suvari pumping gas in revealing work out clothes. Apparently she's been spending more time on her body than her career. [Celebitchy]

• EEEEE, more Project Runway new season shots. So. Excited. [JustJared]

• There's A-List and then there's B-List and then there's don't-dress-like-an-a-hole-just-because-your-tv-show-is-over, Beverly Mitchell. [Celebutaint]

Tori Spelling's not afriad to drag her mother's name through the mud while talking about her father's death. [A Socialite's Life]

Jun 29, 2006 · posted by molly · Link · Respond