The rascals at In Touch are running photos of a BlackBerry têxt-à-têxt they allege is gel-head JR Rotem confiding in them that he is the father of Britney Spears' as yet unshamed zygote.
According to the pics, JR said, "Its true," when asked if he impregnated Spears. In Touch's reply: "Ok awesome."
Greasy African export and marginally famous musician JR Rotem's notorious interview with Blender seems relevant enough to someone that they've e-mailed us about it months after it was published. And because it's a slow day, let's have another look.
Besides becoming privy to the back-story of one of the tritest producers in music, you will also learn fascinating details about Rotem's sexual exploits with Britney Spears. And aren't we relieved to know that "this nigga" is getting "all kind of pussy"?
A Floridian friend of mine was recently driving a Lamborghini that wasn't his down Ocean Drive and inadvertently turned onto a one way street. Thinking it just a slight mistake, he went to put the car in reverse and turn, and that's when he realized he didn't know how to shift into reverse. Panicked, he started jamming sweaty fingers into the shifting system on the steering wheel – to no avail, of course, because Jeebus frowns on hot-dogging – as camera-wielding tourists descended like vultures and began snapping photos and cackling. He ended up having to call the owner and ask how to reverse (turns out there's a red button under the steering wheel). My response: "That's what you get for being an idiot and driving a goddamn Lamborghini. Who even gets in those things?"
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Jennifer Lopez has released new details about her upcoming album, Brave.
It's produced by Swizz Beatz, Timbaland Cory Rooney, Jermaine Dupri, newcomers Lynn & Wade LLP and Jonathan Rotem. Speaking about the record, Jennifer recently said: "It's coming out incredible. We're putting together some great things, and not what everyone's expecting. Think a little Jamiroquai, a little Sade. It's real feel-good music."
Sources in the know have begged to differ, noting that while the music will probably be "feel-good," it most definitely won't be "real."
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