Uh, sweet part, Josh.

Meanwhile, Julianne Moore's no Renee Zellweger, but couldn't someone get the poor woman a brush between waking her up from the post-Magnolia (or post-Nine Months, in my heart) nap, dressing her up in "what the kids are wearing," and shoving her onto the red carpet for the Children of Men screening? And who let Julia Stiles into the My So-Called Life wardrobe/my middle school closet? I thought we agreed to keep that one shut forever.

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• Finally, Jessica Simpson takes charge of her latest PR mess…by distracting everyone with her hair. [Celebrity Nation]

• Julia Stiles and Zooey Deschanel, how indiedorable. [ICYDK]

• George Clooney talks about Darfur. [PopSugar]

• Something tells me that Carmine Gotti is on the 'roids. [CityRag]

• Some airport security dude has no idea how rich he almost was by trying to separate JK Rowling and her only copy of the last Harry Potter book. [Celebitchy]

• Scarlett Johansson doesn't like Hollywood women who are too skinny. She prefers everyone look perfect, like herself. [Junkiness]

• Tyra shows a pretty tanorexic girl what Tyra wants the pretty tanorexic to look like in 20 years. [BWE]

• A man from T-T-T-Torrence lied to get numerous jobs as a celeb security guard, most recently for Angelina Jolie. Yeah, so I just wanted to make a Bring It On joke, what of it? [A Socialite's Life]

• Celebrities auction off bags they don't really like for a good cause. Aw, how sweet. [I'm Not Obsessed]

That child is going to burn down my house. If I had a cat that child would skin it and leave it on the front porch. That is the reason I will not have children. I will probably never sleep soundly again.

No f-ing wonder that Julia Stiles said she had nightmares while filming The Omen. I'm sure he's perfectly sweet while he is plotting his next demonic move. but there is something more going on with that kid. Either that, or give that kid an Oscar, he certainly is a convincing little devil. As the Denver Post quoted Stiles:

"I had horrible nightmares every single night when we were shooting the film," she recalls. "I guess I tend to internalize things.

"My character is supposed to be very tormented by the whole situation," Stiles continues, "because I play the mother of this boy. She truly loves her son, who happens to be the devil. This mom hides her fears and is afraid to voice them. My character does actually admit, 'Yet, when I close my eyes, I see grotesque things.'

"That line sank into my head," the actress says, "and I started seeing grotesque things at night while I was supposed to be sleeping. It didn't help that my hotel room in Prague was next to the oldest cemetery."

All the stars looked really lovely at the premiere of the film, but I can't really focus on anything because I feel like tat child's eyes are peering into my soul and seeing my demise.

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I cannot even really explain the joy I felt upon reading that Rachel Bilson and Mischa Barton actually went to high school together. Please don't rain on my parade by explaining that Bilson is 5 years older and therefore they never actually overlapped; just let me have my dream for a moment. Right here in New York City, Summer and Marissa kind of sort of real life lived the OC. Where, you ask, and what other famous went there:

PROFESSIONAL CHILDREN'S SCHOOL
132 West 60th Street, Upper West Side
Mischa Barton, Jordana Brewster, Rachel Bilson, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Julia Stiles, Christopher Walken, Uma Thurman and Scarlett Johansson

Brilliant. In my head these ladies (other than Walken, who is just standing in the corner acting like a nutjob and freaking the shit out of all the hot girls) roamed the halls in a pack somehow bridging the divide between the cool kids and the drama kids. Mischa and Rachel play their exact parts from the show, clearly. Sarah Michelle Gellar was the cheerleader. Uma Thurman, the hot athletic one who slept with all the cool older guys. Julia Stiles was always almost a popular girl, but never quite, and tried too hard at parties, often resulting in embarrassing dignity-less moments. And Scarlett Johansson smoked cigarettes in the parking lot and was rumored to give blow jobs for cocaine.

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• Adriana Lima somehow makes a denim bikini look logical. [Egotastic]

• Keira Knightly is drunk and loving it. At least that explains some of the ways she dresses herself. [JustJared]

• It makes me a bit sad that hilarious Vince Vaughn is with a woman who is physically incapable of smiling. [PopSugar]

• Ryan Phillipe knows how to save his marriage, just get Reese Witherspoon pregnant as often as humanly possible. [Celebitchy]

• Ben Affleck was rushed to a hospital this weekend to get treatment for a bad migraine. This is what happens when Hulk tries to keep anger inside. [WWTDD]

• Clay Aiken and Tobey Maguire learn the art of ironing their hair. [The People We Love To Hate]

• Julia Stiles throws like a girl. [Faded Youth]

• Jake Gyllenhaal manages to look entirely uncreepy and pretty endearing touching a stranger’s young son. [JustJared]

• Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are fighting; I guess her brainwashing wasn’t entirely successful. [The Superficial]

• Just as the sun will rise every morning, Bai Ling will provide a nip-slip at every possible moment. [Egotastic]

• Julia Stiles is on the cover of Marie Claire, which is almost as good as Vogue, right? Right? [IDon’tLikeYouInThatWay]

• Goldie Hawn proves that beauty is fleeting. Very, very fleeting. [Hollywood Rag]

• Sienna Miller and Jude Law are back together. I'm all for it if it means they'll both disappear. [A Socialite's Life]