"I don't know why women do Botox," actress Julianne Moore told Britain's Observer, a quote which was promptly picked up by international media and formulated into a full blown news item, as these things often are. "You are not going to look the same as you did at 25. What are you going to do about it?" This, from a woman pictured like this:
• Kate Bosworth dragged herself up to Toronto to promote her movie, The Girl In The Park. Doesn't she just look like an emaciated, barely-there angel? Awww….
• Julianne Moore's face are looking like one of those smooshed doggies. [Dlisted]
• The VMAs left quite an impression on a special someone. [Jossip]
• Stevie Nicks apparently spent over $1 million on blow during her drug days. Adjusted for inflation that's $1 billion and at least five trips to rehab. [StarPulse]
• Shocker: Britney Spears didn't wear panties to the VMAs. [ICYDK]
• While Britney was flashing her shit, Kevin Federline threw a birthday party for his cute little "mistakes". That custody battle just got easier… [People]
Modern American capitalism is like Chili's: It's got a lot of shitty aspects, and there's certainly a better way of doing things; but it's not wholly evil, and it's not going anywhere. Of course, just because it's stupid to try and destroy the country's economic system doesn't mean you need to go swimming with the sharks and sound the bell for the feeding frenzy. That's just encouraging them. I bet the only reason they even asked you to come is because your last name is what you say when you're greedy.
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The reason Julianne Moore is aesthetically perfect is because she doesn't care about being perfect aesthetically. Her face is like Connect the Dots, she's got a flaming mop and she's as pale as the Reaper, but even though those are three things some people find unattractive, she doesn't screw around with those cornerstones.
She's the personification of Jenga: It's a delicate balance, but if you don't fuck about with it so much, you'll win.
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Uh, sweet part, Josh.
Meanwhile, Julianne Moore's no Renee Zellweger, but couldn't someone get the poor woman a brush between waking her up from the post-Magnolia (or post-Nine Months, in my heart) nap, dressing her up in "what the kids are wearing," and shoving her onto the red carpet for the Children of Men screening? And who let Julia Stiles into the My So-Called Life wardrobe/my middle school closet? I thought we agreed to keep that one shut forever.
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