Ellen DeGeneres, bless her heart, suffered through an uncomfortable interview with the young Miley Cyrus, who doesn't act a day over 15. That's fine and all, since she is 15, but could she keep it together for, like, two minutes during an interview for poor Ellen's sake? This flopping around on the couch while giggling slumber party-style isn't exactly the most charming act we've ever seen. And guess what? Nobody really cares if you're dating this Justin kid. Just say "yes" or "no comment" like a normal person and move the interview along. Not everything needs to be a huge ploy for attention.
SO THAT'S WHAT THE KIDS ARE CALLING IT THESE DAYS • "Billy Ray Cyrus says his 15-year-old daughter Miley and 20-year-old underwear model Justin Gaston are making sweet music together. 'I'll tell you what — they are great friends, and they make a good team,' he told Usmagazine.com at Monday's Bolt premiere in L.A. 'They write a lot of songs together, and they sing — it's incredible.'"
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TELL THAT TO THE FEDS "Miley Cyrus is playing coy when it comes to her 20-year-old beau, model Justin Gaston. … Cyrus — who turns 16 on Nov. 23 — said she was miffed that 'everyone started judging us as soon as we started hanging out. After my last two years, there's been a lot of things that happened, so I've learned just not to judge anyone and go into our friendship with an open mind and not really worry about the age or anything.'"
Update: And now she wants to move into her own apartment! Because things like age and boundaries don't matter.
• Miley Cyrus' hanger-on boyfriend might be just a little bit gay. [DListed]
• Sarah Jessica Parker spent $250 on a pair of two-tone Chanel pantyhose. Just like us! [Yeeeah]
• Jessica Biel has decided to dabble in singing, because that always works out so well for actresses. [ICYDK]
• Tila Tequila is still alive and slutting it up. [HT]
• Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie will get married when their children ask them to. Wait, whatever happened to waiting for the gays? [INO]
• Beyonce is Sasha Fierce. Also: Delusional. [PS]
Miley Cyrus, the most appropriate 15-year-old to come out of Disney in recent years, was spotted rooting on her pretty 20-year-old boyfriend, Justin Gaston, as he walked the Christian Audigier runway during LA Fashion Week. Looks like being Miley's illegal boy toy comes with perks — and a little underage tongue action. Ick.
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• How long until Paris Hilton gets herself one of these monkey servants? [DListed]
• The hardest working dog in Hollywood is also likely covered in STDs, poor thing. [HT]
• Miley Cyrus' dad approves of his 15-year-old daughter's 20-year-old boyfriend. But if we've learned anything, it's that Billy Ray doesn't exactly exercise the best judgment. [INO]
• You were right: We can no longer tell Mary-Kate and Ashley apart. [PS]
• The Brangelina children love Cheetos, y'all. Britney would be proud. [ICYDK]
• Courtney Love had gastric bypass surgery. Um, did she need it? [Yeeeah]
Miley Cyrus shut down Disneyland Sunday in celebration of her 16th birthday … which is on Nov. 23. Why she wanted to celebrate seven weeks early is beyond us, but the teenager has more money than any of us will see in our lifetimes, so who are we to argue with her logic? The party featured a performance by father Billy Ray Cyrus and four songs from Miley. This sounds awful.
Guests in attendance included Miley's 20-year-old boyfriend Justin Gaston, David Archuleta, Steve Carell, Jennie Garth, Cindy Crawford and Jennifer Love Hewitt. We just lost a bunch of respect for JLH, because the other celebs have children — what was her excuse? Tyra Banks was also reportedly at the shindig but wasn't photographed. Um, what? Is Ty Ty OK? We don't believe this for a second. Why would she show up to a 16-year-old's birthday party if there wasn't a photo op in it for her?
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For those of you wondering what Miley Cyrus' new boyfriend, Justin Gaston, is like, here's a lovely clip of the underwear model attempting to launch his singing career via YouTube. The problem is, he should never open his mouth. To further prove this point, he starts out the clip with some nonsensical mumblings about how he's in LA and it's cloudy and that's why he's pointing outside and OH DEAR XENU why is this guy allowed on the Internet? Shouldn't he be off somewhere looking pretty?
Say hello to Miley Cyrus' new boyfriend and church buddy, Justin Gaston. Justin is the ripe age of 20 while Miley is a mere 15 years old, but age is just a number, right? This strapping young lad was on Nashville Star, where he looked good but sang horribly (proof here). But that's not his day job, which you can click through to admire (slightly NSFW).
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