LADIES NEVER KISS AND TELL • "Tila Tequila refuses to kiss and tell about her rumored make out session with Justin Long. (The New York Post reported they got it on in Sin City on Halloween and that he later asked her to 'straddle' him at an L.A. club.) 'What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, and it should just stay there. … I don't remember anything.'"
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The last time we caught up with Justin Long, The Mac Guy, he was "making out hardcore" with Kirsten Dunst in a margarita line after dumping Drew Barrymore for her party girl ways. Today we learn that Dunst will now buying her own margaritas for the time being, because, like a new Apple product, her and Long's relationship went obsolete almost immediately. The ever-fickle actor is now courting faux lesbian Tila Tequila – Long "asked her to straddle him while making out" – presumably because she's smart, interesting and kind.
• Kim Kardashian still doesn't know how to properly use her assets. [HT]
• Scarlett Johansson wants you to know she is not the Statue of Liberty. Common misconception. [INO]
• Why, Brad Pitt? Why? [PS]
• Brooke Hogan confirms that her breasts are real. That doesn't change the fact that she looks mannish. [Yeeeah]
• Kirk Cameron refuses to kiss another woman, even if it means being a diva on set. [DListed]
• The Mac guy finally wised up and split with Kirsten Dunst. [ICYDK]
Reportedly displeased with girlfriend Drew Barrymore's excessive drinking, Justin "Mac" Long dumped her and went looking for greener, more sober pastures; so it makes little sense that he's stopped to graze on noted alcohol enthusiast Kirsten Dunst.
Long and Dunst were recently spotted together at LA's Sunset Junction music festival, "making out hardcore" in the margarita line.
• Diddy takes to YouTube to announce his discovery that he has 10 fingers and 10 toes. [DListed]
• Rumor has it someone secretly filmed Madonna and A-Rod having sex. Too bad that person won't be able to enjoy all that money he's going to receive from behind bars. [INO]
• The paparazzi are still chasing around Ashley Dupre for reasons unknown. [HT]
• Why Drew Barrymore and Justin Long split: "Justin gently suggested to Drew that they both slow down on the drinking, and she didn’t take it well. Drew believes she has control over her drinking." We've heard that one before. [Yeeeah]
• Pictures of Brad and Angelina cuddling on a hospital roof — except they're so blurry it could be some random hobos off the street, for all we know. [PS]
• Lindsay Lohan's new line of leggings is already sold out? Really? Really? [ICYDK]
DOWNGRADE "Justin Long may no longer be into Drew Barrymore, but he definitely is into Kirsten Dunst. … 'Justin was holding Kirsten's hand while walking around downtown NYC in the SoHo area,' an eyewitness tells OK!. 'They looked like they had stayed out all night and Justin had bloodshot eyes, but Kirsten was all over him and kept leaning in to kiss him.'"
HE'S JUST NOT THAT INTO HER "Drew Barrymore and Justin Long have broken up, her rep confirms to People. 'I can confirm the split with no additional comment,' said the spokesperson."
Which couple with opposite hairdos is still thriving in the love vacuum that is Hollywood?
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• "…Hilton has been sexually involved with Lindsay Lohan, Kimberly Stewart, Britney Spears and of course Nicole Lenz." [Queerty]
• Rock of Love 2 is now infecting the airwaves. [DListed]
• Britney Spears is finding it difficult to respect the guidelines given her by a court of law. [PS]
• Here is a purse that resembles breasts! Perfect for the woman who is crazy. [HT]
• Flared jeans are once again in fashion, and yet they're still not cool. [INO]
• Christina Aguilera has released footage of her wedding to fans. Watch it if you're obsessive. [ICYDK]
• Drew Barrymore et al were involved in a bar fight. Do tell! [Yeeeah]
• "WTF is up with Bruno from Dance War's way too tight pants…?" Couldn't tell you, we don't go anywhere labeled Dance Wars. [CityRag]
GQ held their annual Men of the Year awards soirée last evening at Hollywood's famed Chateau Marmont.
Fun fact: Very few Men of the Year at the Men of the Year party. Is their shunning of such crap the key to their glory? Maybe!
Nevertheless, the aggregation of celebrities was thicker than 18-year-old Hayden Panettiere's makeup. Even Rumer Willis was there!!!!!!! Click through to see.
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The romance that had been blossoming between Justin Long and Drew Barrymore on the set of the bad idea/screen adaptation He's Just Not That Into You appears to have cooled. Long was seen this weekend at a benefit with Live Free or Die Hard costar Maggie Q (yep, just Q). Considering the brevity of their relationship, in retrospect, perhaps Barrymore and Long were just doing research for that awful, awful film.
Main Entry: ca·noo·dle
Pronunciation: k&-'nü-d&l
Function: intransitive verb
Inflected Form(s): ca·noo·dled; ca·noo·dling /-'nü-dli[ng], -'nü-d&l-i[ng]/
Etymology: perhaps from English dialect canoodle, noun, donkey, fool, foolish lover
: PET, FONDLE [lovers canoodling in the park]
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Besides being an awful, condescending idea, He's Just Not That Into You the movie is apparently also a meat market. This weekend, a tipster to the Daily News spotted two of the film's stars making out in Vegas.
Drew Barrymore lip-locked with "Live Free or Die Hard" actor Justin Long Sunday night at Vegas' Jet Nightclub at the Mirage, with best buddy Cameron Diaz in tow. The trio sat in VIP, where Drew and Justin "got cozy and made out in a corner table…"
I suppose a likely explanation for this romance is that a disastrous joke like He's Just Not That Into You can forge an eternal bond within its victims. It's the same reason Vietnam vets can buddy up so quickly.
After the jump, pictures from Barrymore's new Gucci campaign.
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The 2007 Teen Choice Awards aired last evening on Fox, and for some odd reason, Larry Birkhead was invited. (Choice Litigious Ex-Lover of a Late Junkie?) As usual, this annual recognition of mediocrity stood as a rock solid reminder of why teenagers aren't allowed to make very important decisions.
Winners and photos after the jump.
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