So we're pretty fascinated by Kim, the resident singer on The Real Housewives of Atlanta. Of course, we use the term "singer" pretty loosely, because this woman can't carry a tune to save her life. No, seriously. My dog can sing in a more pleasant manner than Kim. If you need proof, remember that painful trip Kim took to a recording studio, where she created the No. 1 hit "There's a Tyrone Between Me and You"? And if your ears aren't bleeding yet, check out the clip (at left) of Kim traumatizing NYC karaoke bar patrons.

Lesson: Everyone has a gift. Some are better than others.

In an effort to bolster the ever-assailed decorum of the Internet, Mollygood looks to poetry with Someone Haiku. Each day – using 17 syllables or less – you’re given the opportunity to wax poetic about some piece of flotsam or jetsam that’s washed up on the shores of Mollygood. Hopefully this Zen practice will not only bathe you in self-discovery, but also bring a touch of Eastern class to a global network of information that’s devolved into nothing more than tit websites and provocative MySpace pictures.

Today's Someone Haiku winner is Betty Ford:

Clay and Spam and Cock?
Surely he wants to be mocked!
So show Full Monty.

Theater humor almost always wins!

A new Someone Haiku is after the jump.

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