• Tom Cruise on his career: "I love movies. Yeah, man, I love movies!" Riveting. [PS]

• Nicole Kidman really needs to purchase herself a new face and start over. [DListed]

• Suri Cruise lands on another coveted Hollywood list — this time, however, nobody is calling her "hot." Progress! [INO]

• Britney Spears needs a new hat. And, more importantly, a new life. But we'll focus on the hat for now. [CityRag]

• Finally, an explanation regarding Karolina Kurkova's missing belly button. [ICYDK]

• Kim Catrall does not look 52. [Yeeeah]

File this under: Proof that even the most beautiful of models is not perfect.

Victoria's Secret model Karolina Kurkova put her bombshell curves on show during a photo shoot in Miami over the weekend, but it was her peculiar belly button that was attracting all the attention.

A source has revealed magazine and catalogue art directors routinely airbrush one in for in post-production.

[Source]

24-year old beauty and Victoria's Secret model Karolina Kurkova is being criticized over her appearance in recent days at Sao Paulo Fashion Week, especially after a runway appearance in a bikini.One Brazilian paper blasted her back fat and cellulite, as did other outlets. The impetus for the stories were two still photos taken at the Cia Maritima fashion show at the end of last week.

We've said it many, many times before, but, unfortunately, it always bears repeating: FASHION IS THE STUPIDEST THING IN THE WORLD AND ANYONE WHO FINDS IT MERITORIOUS NEEDS TO BE STUDIED FOR MENTAL DEFECT!!!!!!!