• Have you ever stepped on a cat's tail? That's what Kat DeLuna's rendition of the National Anthem sounds like, except it goes on for two minutes. [DListed]

• Megan Fox in GQ. Men everywhere rejoice. [Yeeeah]

• What happened to Christina Aguilera? [PS]

• Heidi Montag tries on a large cross necklace covered in diamonds and poses for the paparazzi, because that's what Jesus would do. [HT]

• For those of you who forgot, the Jonas Brothers are just teenage boys and not the second coming of Xenu. [ICYDK]

• A couple made in cleanliness heaven: Mischa Barton and Josh Hartnett. [INO]

The celebrities came out in droves last night to celebrate the launch of the new Blackberry Pearl. At events such as these, it's often required to take an awkward red carpet photo with the product; some of these celebs, however, managed to look uncomfortable all on their own.

Above: CariDee English (from America's Next Top Model) demonstrates how not to do the "crossed legs make you look skinnier" pose.

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