Maxim held its Hot 100 party last night in LA, which played host to many horny males hoping to score with desperate women. This event would have been the perfect time to lock everyone in and save the rest of the world from STDs.
After the jump: More pictures of "hot" people than you could ever ask for. CONTINUED »
Details magazine celebrated their Mavericks 2008 issue last night in LA. Under the false pretense that they are true mavericks, a bunch of reality "stars" showed up. How embarrassing for them.
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Here's an autograph that inky diva Kat Von D allegedly whipped up after being fired by Miami Ink's Israeli owner Ami James. As it is just slightly offensive, James thought the photo grounds for the cancellation of Von D's TLC spin-off, LA Ink, but he says TLC SWEPT IT UNDER THE RUG!!!!!!
When contacted about the photo, Ami told TMZ he wasn't as offended by the photo as he was by the indifference toward it, saying, "What is more devastating to me, and much more shameful is when people ignore something like this for the sake of the money or self-interest. That is the real 'punch in the gut.'"
As you might expect, Von D is denying that the picture is her doing, but Chris Garver, another Miami Ink employee, claims he personally received it from her.
Who knew tattooed ruffians could be so gossipy?
Thousands of LA's boredest turned out last Friday and Saturday to be a part of LA Ink star Kat Von D's world record attempt. Gunning her way into the Guinness Book, the tattoo maven marked indelibly THE LOGO OF HER REALITY SHOW onto 400 human beings, presumably all of whom look forward to the day they will be able to tell their grandkids how much they loved TV.
After countless hours and thousands of dollars spent putting pictures on your neck and your throat and your knuckles and your chest and your hips and your legs and your shoulders and your abdomen and your face and the palms of your hands, what makes you any different than a basket case who goes to see the plastic surgeon twice a year? Your huge diversions for people's judgmental eyes just have stories behind them.
More of Kat Von D at Letterman under here.
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• Is it ironic, post-modern or just terrible to intensely Photoshop a woman who's made it very clear she's comfortable with her weight? [DListed]
• No cheezburger had here. [HT]
• Another one bites the meth. (Remember, kids: You can't live down meth addiction.) [ICYDK]
• I'd prefer eggs, but oranges will do. [INO]
• Kat Von D rehashes the mistakes she's had permanently inked into her thighs. [CityRag]
• A court of law has deemed Britney Spears a worthy mother in what will come to be known as the "Gum is Food Ruling of 2007." [Yeeeah]
• "Then why didn't they call the police when I supposedly punched the girl in the face and hit her in the head with a bottle?" Good point, Pac Man. Have you considered law school? [BWE]
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