Every time you think Kate Moss has gotten her act together — broke up with Pete Doherty, sort-of admits to an eating disorder in Interview, has the world's largest gold statue made in her honor — she has to go eff it all up again by jumping on the catwalk, of all things:
Kate Moss, seen here chopping up a big line of cocaine while her young daughter is…somewhere, is finally ready to admit that existence in an industry that judges people solely on their looks is a little bit twisted.
• Great moments from the 2008 Olympics. [CityRag]
• Paula Abdul totally hates the new American Idol judge. [INO]
• The greatest love of Brad Pitt's life: George Clooney. [PS]
• Rihanna and Chris Brown are moving in together. We're going to continue not caring. [DListed]
• Pete Doherty desperately tries to stay in the spotlight by selling out Kate Moss and Amy Winehouse. [Yeeeah]
• Jennifer Aniston is sporting a new ring. OMG! Alert the media! [ICYDK]
WHO IS FLUENT IN CRACK TALK? "British rocker Pete Doherty is reportedly set to lay bare the details of his stormy relationship with ex-girlfriend Kate Moss in a new autobiography. Babyshambles frontman Doherty has teamed up with author and ex-drug addict Sean Boru to write the 'intensely personal biography' which will focus heavily on the 29-year-old's tumultuous relationship with the supermodel. Boru says: 'The whole premise of the book is Pete talking about Kate Moss and the sex and drugs and rock 'n' roll lifestyle they shared.'"
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• Whaddya know! Editor Cord Jefferson interviewed Q-Tip and Janet Jackson and a bunch of other people for Filter's latest cover story on A Tribe Called Quest. Go out and buy it if you're aware of how amazing Tribe is! [Filter]
• The model from Kanye West's new video is now selling her "dirty panties" for $25 a pair. So, yeah, there's that. [DListed]
• Who is Amy Smart? Does she live up to her name? Was she in American Pie? [HT]
• The constant presence of paparazzi in Kate Moss' neighborhood has had a mitigating effect on local crime. To that, we have no response. [ICYDK]
• You, too, can look like Jennifer Aniston, and without the sad, sad eyes. [INO]
• Have you any interest in miniature spy guns? Sure you do. [CityRag]
• So, what's a "superdelegate"? [Wiki]
Forbes released a list of Hollywood's most influential couples — and we have some issues with it.
Who shouldn't be on the list: Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo. Seriously? The only thing that couple influences is our desire to vomit. And then there's Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz, who we thought broke up three years ago.
Who should be on the list: Britney Spears and frappuccinos. If those two don't go the distance, there's no hope for any of us.
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Kate Moss' legal team is filing an injunction to prevent her funny ex-boyfriend, Pete Doherty, from participating in the documentary Kate & Pete: A Love Story. According to sources, the sweet title belies the film's sordid content:
"Producers hope he'll let them use a lot of film he and Kate shot on camcorders." But an insider told PageSix.com, "Kate is furious with Pete. She has contacted her lawyers and plans to get an injunction to stop the production." Moss will be horrified if the tapes surface. "Some of it is really raunchy stuff Kate believed would never be seen by anyone else…"
And we thought the celebrity sex tape genre couldn't get any more unappealing. Can you imagine? With the accents and the track marks? No fanks, mate.
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A flagging Amy Winehouse was haunted earlier today by Kate Moss' cartoony ex, Pete Doherty, who arrived at the R & B singer's Camden home at four in the morning, guitar in hand.
UK rag the Daily Mail believes the infamous pair may have been using drugs. Their evidence is a photo, taken from a distance, showing several items stuffed into the trunk of a car. One of the items is an opaque bag of "white stuff." Through incessant implying, they say it's probably drugs. We say we're glad our justice system hinges on "reasonable doubt,' what with Daily Mail staffers freely running rabid.
• Sorry, iTunes hasn't yet picked up this track, but feel free replay this song to your hateful heart's content. [Queerty]
• Movie stars are now doing what our government won't. What a wonderful world. [Source]
• Keanu Reeves keeping up that stellar Point Break physique. [PS]
• With luck, she'll pump her lips so full of garbage she won't be able to move them. [HT]
• Kate Moss en Mexico. No es muy interesante. [ICYDK]
• Scott Weiland's back on the sauce. [ICYDK]
• Jennifer Love Hewitt: "A size 2 is not fat!" True! [Yeeeah]
Eve, you made your point and the rap thing's now over. These days, you're going to black tie charity functions in shimmering frocks. Get thee to a laser technician.
After the jump, many more from the 7th on Sale Black Tie Gala Dinner.
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• A gross amount of guns. [SH]
• Steven Tyler's gross throat. [DListed]
• Josh Hartnett's gross movie. [PS]
• Heidi Montag's gross pleas for attention. [HT]
• A gross leg grossing around after years of its owner being grossed out by food. [INO]
• Nothing gross here. [ICYDK]
• Any number of gross things here. [Yeeeah]
• Lindsay Lohan's bodyguard being gross and copping a feel. [CityRag]
Hey! It's Irina Lazareanu, the model fiancée of Pete Doherty and also the ex-friend of Doherty's old old lady, Kate Moss. What a fringed, unproductive web they weave! But never mind all that: When did models stop looking like models?
With the pointy-nosed Jamie Hince at her side, Kate Moss debuted her haircut and her Topshop Christmas collection to a large crowd of long-A-listers.
As soon as the show was over, people ran outside for a cigarette. But they were back in time for pudding and to enjoy a performance by Grace Jones, who entertained into the small hours.
With a newly-cut long fringe, eyes underlined in heavy black kohl, and black catsuit and sequinned bolero, Kate certainly turned heads with her sexy new glam rock look.
With her ex so quickly after their split sober and engaged, it's about time Kate Moss completely moved on from her former boozy, damaged relationship. And what better way to celebrate a blind dive into the dating pool than by literally blinding oneself?
"I love Kate's hair a shorter length and the fringe really looks amazing. She hasn't had a fringe for a long time but it makes her look really fresh and sexy. There's almost an element of a young Michelle Pfeiffer from the Eighties." We feel a late-entry autumn trend coming on…
They call it fringe in the fashion world! How lame and dated are you and your "bangs," wench?
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Kate Moss is getting married and fired with the velocity of a healthy bump up a bloody nostril.
Only weeks after getting together with Jamie Ince, Moss made the announcement to her friends at a wedding.
According to London's Daily Mail, the pair emerged from a '12-hour love-in' at a friend's wedding for Moss to tell friends, "I love Jamie so much - we're engaged!"
But the happy state of her romantic life is not apparently mirrored by Moss's work prospects. It has emerged that seven of her most lucrative modelling contracts have been rescinded.
Agent Provocateur and Coco Chanel are just two of the publicity campaigns that will be making do without Moss's distinctive pout from now on.
Moss is now only bound to 11 lucrative modeling contracts. The shame. Jesus, man, the unthinkable shame.
• Hey! What'd you do with that vomitous guttersnipe to whom we've grown so accustomed? [DListed]
• Justin talks about Britney on Oprah! (That sentence is so fucking famous it doesn't need last names.) [INO]
• Does the word "upskirt" give anyone else the chills? [HT]
• Vanessa Hudgens: Before her vagina was also famous. [Yeeeah]
• "Westminster Dog Show Tickets on Sale!" Be sure to get good seats for the loneliest show on earth! [CityRag]
• So I guess this guy didn't get the memo regarding putting the kibosh on bragging about dating Britney Spears. [ICYDK]
Last evening, at some vainglorious fashion gala, Kate Moss, a woman whose job it's been for over a decade to wear nice clothes, mutilated her gown beyond repair, forcing her to reimagine the thing as a shredded miniskirt. Awesome, no? I have yet to see a better contretemps that speaks to almost every problem with high fashion.
After the jump, the gown before the storm.
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