• A classy update on the girl who wants to auction off her virginity, as only Tyra Banks can do. [DListed]

• Heidi Klum cutes it up in a new Guitar Hero commercial. [HT]

• Kate Winslet is upset over accusations that she was Photoshopped on the cover of Vanity Fair. We're guessing Mariah Carey has something to say on the topic. [INO]

• Starlets stripping down to fight global poverty. [Yeeeah]

• We could have gone our whole lives without hearing about Seth Rogen's shaving habits. [ICYDK]

• Oops, Victoria Beckham forgot her pants! [PS]

• Members of the Jossip family dared question Mrs. Huxtable and Darth Vader! [SH]

• It's the 20th anniversary of Sweatin' to the Oldies! And yet, Americans: Fatter than ever. New methods, Simmons. [DListed]

• Kate Winslet does what Nicole Kidman won't. So now it's this and aging gracefully. [PS]

• Halle Berry: "I want to stay pregnant forever." Mormons, that's your cue: Ready, set, convert! [ICYDK]

• What exactly is Style Your Slim? And why such an awkward name? [INO]

• In case you missed it, Jezebel: "Man, I love this skank! I know most of you hate this chick, but for me Heidi Montag defines everything I want in a woman: dumb, fake, hot-bodied, and most importantly, useless." [HT]

• Paula Abdul is apparently not all there, but you knew that. [Yeeeah]

• TOGA! TOGA! TOGA! TOGA! [CityRag]

• "Chhattisgarh priest kills himself, promises rebirth" [Reuters]

When beautiful people gather in fancy clothes, we're all supposed to take notice. I have a hard time distinguishing all these events from one another, but this weekend's Palm Spring Awards (guess where) brought out some especially shiny people. Even Sienna Miller was able to remind me why she's considered special in the first place. Hell, anywhere Brad Pitt shows up will get a moment of oohs and aaahs from this girl, even though he is looking quite old these days. I shed a tear for my memorizing every single word of Legends of the Fall self. I was so cool in Middle School.

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Was Jude Law hot at one point? He's just…old, greasy, and pervy looking now. Plus, the black collar on his suit confuses me.

I am, on the other hand, starting to love Cameron Diaz's with the dark hair. And the tinfoil dress is helpful in keeping the evil rays out. Thankfully she left the helmet at home. I know how she feels–I hate wearing mine when I go out fancy. Good thing I'm electively house-bound.

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