A few weeks ago, the children were freak dancing, presumably with the support of a filming guardian. Today, they're being goaded by an adult into violently berating another little girl who they say is "big in the stomach."
Videos like this always remind me of a great Keanu Reeves quote from 1989's Parenthood:
You know, Mrs. Buckman, you need a license to buy a dog, to drive a car - hell, you even need a license to catch a fish. But they'll let any butt-reaming asshole be a father.
Click through for the NSFW, horrifying clip.
New research calls into question a study suggesting circumcision halves a man's chances of contracting HIV, a claim detailed at length in 2006 in this former "Most E-Mailed" New York Times article. According to one expert, the latest data shows the 2006 findings to be "spurious and unsupported" and more related to behavior than physicality. Whoops.
Sorry you got such a bad rap, hooded friends. To make you feel more included, after the jump, we've made a list of all your ALLEGEDLY uncircumcised brethren in Hollywood.
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WYLD STALLYNS TO REUNITE? "'I hear they’re doing a remake,' [Keanu] Reeves said of the movie that launched him to fame. '[Alex Winter and I spoke] on the phone the other day [about it]. We’re great friends.' So step into the phone booth, Mr. Reeves, would you ever be up for another sequel? 'The most serious we ever got was a few years ago,' he confessed of a hitherto unknown third film. 'I had once mentioned about doing it when we were 40. Now maybe the only shot we have is to do it when we’re 50.'"
• Sorry, iTunes hasn't yet picked up this track, but feel free replay this song to your hateful heart's content. [Queerty]
• Movie stars are now doing what our government won't. What a wonderful world. [Source]
• Keanu Reeves keeping up that stellar Point Break physique. [PS]
• With luck, she'll pump her lips so full of garbage she won't be able to move them. [HT]
• Kate Moss en Mexico. No es muy interesante. [ICYDK]
• Scott Weiland's back on the sauce. [ICYDK]
• Jennifer Love Hewitt: "A size 2 is not fat!" True! [Yeeeah]
Here is Keanu Reeves drinking pints with, Marta Higadera, a 22-year-old Mexican actress who probably has Salma Hayek shaking in her botas.
In a couple weeks Reeves will begin shooting The Night Watchman, the story of a broken man who turns to alcohol after his wife dies. Based on these pictures, I think dude's got "sad drinker" down.
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• Are those new sweater puppies on CZJ? [Yeeeah]
• Diddy's getting ready to make another boy band. Since the first MTBs have gone so well. [DListed]
• The Breakfast Club recast with starlets of today. [BuzzSugar]
• Eva Longoria is able to fool herself into thinking there won't be strippers at Tony Parker's bachelor party. [ASL]
• Keanu is still really, really into his urban trekking shoes. [CityRag]
• Penelope Cruz communes with the sand. [INO]
• Oprah thinks your kid sucks. [Celebitchy]
• Our generation's Three Disgraces: Brit, Paris, Lindsay. [GotA]
• The Clooney flags are at half mast today. [DListed]
• Celebrate New Years with Britney. No undergarments required. [A Socialite's Life]
• Kevin claims he spent part of Britney's birthday with her, she says he didn't even call. Meanwhile, their sons aren't even sure they have parents anymore. [X17]
• Xtina doesn't want her spotlight stolen by those no-name hacks Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman. [Egotastic]
• Baby Affleck-Garner turned one this weekend. Only 17 more years, boys. Sick. [PopSugar]
• Keanu Reeves has found his signature look and he's sticking to it. [CityRag]
• Oh I get it, Shery Crow is being leather for Halloween. [DListed]
• Hard to remember controversy when he's so damn cute. [Bricks and Stones]
• Mischa Barton auditions for hair band groupie. [A Socialite's Life]
• Paris doesn't stop with pot in her teddy bears. Don't even ask where she keeps her used condom collection. [BWE]
• Vincent Gallo is the Madonna of hipsters, can't steal orphan dig addled teen waif, must steal Cobrasnake's. [Junkiness]
• Keanu Reeves is just like any other hobo on the street with coffee, only he's got china. [Splash]
• Pamela Anderson and Denise Richards on the same screen. Stop fantasizing…it's some lame romantic comedy. [Hollywood Tuna]
• Beyonce visits Australian Zoo, just to see some living things more trapped than she is. [PopSugar]
• Keanu Reeves gives hope to patchy facial haired men everywhere. You don't have to be able to grow a full beard to outsmart a bomb on a bus. [Popbytes]
• Jessica Biel is looking to upgrade after breaking up with boyfriend Chris Evans. He just wasn't doing anything for her career. [WWTDD]
• Star Jones admits to having had gastric bypass surgery, as if we couldn't tell from the ginormous scar on her chest she is not shy about showing off. [A Socialite's Life]
• Do you think Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy coordinate their outfits every morning on purpose like elementary school aged girls? [JustJared]
• The concept of Nicole Richie and Matt Dillon sleeping together makes my head hurt, but that also may be the 12 glasses of wine I drank last night. [Celebitchy]
• What better way to celebrate our nation's independence than to grant Lil' Kim hers. [DListed]
• Kate Moss was sad that Pete Doherty that he loved "them" more than her. And by them, she meant crack. [WWD]
• It’s probably not a great sign for Christina Aguilera when someone is so excited to see that she is not drunk for once. Hey, at least she’s not pregnant, too. [Bastardly]
• At what point are these photos of Shiloh no longer considered ‘exclusive’? I guess they always would be ‘exclusive’ in your heart if you paid millions of dollars for them. [Popbytes]
• Unfortunately, Mensa had to cancel it’s local chapter meeting when there was a scheduling conflict with the lingerie bowl press conference. [HollywoodTuna]
• Keanu Reeves wants a wife, but not as much as he wants grape nerds. [PopWatch]
• Lindsay Lohan should know better than to drink lots of soda before a long formal dinner. It’s not polite to go to the bathroom six times in two hours. [A Socialite’s Life]
• Nicole Richie continues to insist on proving how hydrated she is. I don't even need water, assholes. [Teddy and Moo]
• Pamela Anderson was inducted into a Hall of Fame and shockingly it had nothing to do with plastic surgery success. [Hollywood Tuna]
• Star Jones is the only woman to look more terrifying when holding a tiny fluffy white puppy. [DListed]
• The Simple Life premiered last night, and though there is no word yet as to how the show fared, I assume it made at least half of the viewer's eyes bleed. [Celebitchy]
• Sanda Bullock is still a little embarrassed over the shame that was Speed 2, while Keanu Reeves applauds himself on his brilliant career choices post Bill and Ted's. [JustJared]
• Britney Spears is supposedly signing divorce papers. Hopefully Kevin Federline is keeping up with the gossip rags so he knows the state of his own marriage, or lack thereof. [Egotastic]
• Congratulations to PopSugar on her baby, now Shiloh has someone to play with as they grow up. [PopSugar]
• I don’t wanna say anything, but maybe Kirsten Dunst should buckle down and visit a dentist. [WWTDD]
• Jessica Simpson is tired of being alone. Nick Lachey’s album sales, on the other hand, are not tired of his loneliness. [PopSugar]
• Don’t you worry about Stavros Niarchos, judging from this photo he’s managed to find a girl drunker than Paris. [Hollywood Rag]
• Keanu Reeves heard the scruffy look is in and finally got vindication for years of sporting the look. [JustJared]
• What, you don’t think you need to see Brian Austin Green being fondled by his girlfriend at lunch? For shame. [Drunken Stepfather]
• Axl Rose and Tommy Hilfiger’s scuffle was just a misunderstanding. A drunken, middle-aged, has-been misunderstanding. [The Bosh]
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